1. People that wear white in public transport and somehow don’t get stained.

How do you do it?!

2. Girls that fix insanely long nails and can somehow still do other stuff.

How do you not injure yourselves when wiping after using the toilet?

3. People that live on the mainland but work on the Island and vice versa.

The fact that the stress of the daily traffic jam hasn’t completely taken the life force out of you is amazing.

4. People that can fall asleep the moment their head hits a pillow.

Please give us your magic.

5. People that know and actually like Maths.

Nawa oh.

6. People that can eat anything and everything they want and not gain weight.

When you people are ready, give us the name of your babalawo.

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