23 Jokes About Chemistry You Can Relate To As A Science Student

June 6, 2017

1. This one about the formula for ice.

2. This one about the true nature of Anions.

3. This one about the real reason chemists like Ammonia.

4. This one about not leaving footprints.

5. This one about chemical workers.

6. This one about the Joker.

7. This one about the floating book.

8. This one about a popular TV show.

9. This one about the most important rule.

10. This one about a quiet laugh.

11. This one about the Marvel universe.

12. This one about the real reason no one believes Atoms.

13. This one about bros.

14. This one about free beer.

15. This one about a clique.

16. This one about a second date.

17. This one about an excited mole.

18. This one that is basically an excuse for when you make a bad chemistry joke.

19. This one about why chemists are so optimistic.

20. This one about the short conversation between a proton and a neutron.

21. This one about the fate of every sick chemist.

22. This one about the dumb ass chemist…..or dumb ass bartender.

Depends on how you look at it.

23. This one about why we’re ending this here.

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