Every Nigerian knows that there are a couple things you should never be caught dead doing. If you are, the judging eyes and comments will be deep. We made a list of some of these things.
1. Never bargain for too long when you don’t have intentions of buying
The curses you will get from the sellers…
2. When a sex scene comes up always look away or go to your room
…the stare of death you will receive.
3. When you go to a wedding don’t ever dress better than the bride
…are you even okay? You want to steal the groom bah?
4. Never try to outsmart or skip paying a conductor his fare
Except you want a few missing teeth, a shifted jaw or broken collarbone
5. Never try to jump a queue of frustrated customers at the ATM
So all of us that are here are mad abi?
6. Never go to a suya joint and make it obvious you just want to taste
Have you ever felt how sharp those knives are?
7. Sunday afternoon lunch must be rice
Go and argue with our forefathers that started it.
8. You really can’t turn on the generator if it is not “needed”
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