3. When you see the question and you already know you’re failing
@AbeikuLytle A vehicle moves at a velocity of 20 m/s. If the vehicle drops 5 students,what is its acceleration when it reaches okponglo? pic.twitter.com/UprmvxQVGy
@Lese_Tswag An aeroplane flew from Lagos to Jo'burg on a bearing of 135° at a distance of 200km. What is the name of the pilot? pic.twitter.com/XxKxknciCG
@Lese_Tswag x times a certain number is 15, if x – that number is square root of 25, why is everybody committing suicide just lidat? pic.twitter.com/ytElvK4Vfh
@Lese_Tswag the distance btw Chidi and Stella is 100km, they run 10km towards each other, what is the space they'll require if they quarrel? pic.twitter.com/xqNGAA6oV8
@Lese_Tswag it takes 5 men 7 hours to mow a lawn of 25 square meters. If 10 men mow this same lawn then What's their favourite food? pic.twitter.com/dhBgy9rnnL
@Lese_Tswag If Kwaku used 60 bags of rice to feed 100 ppl n bought 32 oranges from the same shop…using (pi=22.7) how long will he walk from…. pic.twitter.com/7NGnS1Be2w
@Lese_Tswag Tunde is 2 feets taller than Kemi,their 1st daughter has more muscle fibers compared with first son. Whoz 1st daughter's father? pic.twitter.com/ZqLDVwQybS
13. You, when the interviewer starts asking stupid questions
14. But is it fair?
@Lese_Tswag a current flowing through a wire is calculated to be 2A, if the wire breaks at a node, how much is ijebu garri in Manhattan? pic.twitter.com/PIisSVVHSk
@Lese_Tswag If NEPA gives u 3hrs light on Monday and gen runs 5hrs same day, using pie as 3.14, why does wolverine wear only singlet n jeans pic.twitter.com/Kd6VvQ5kc4
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