1. Donald Trump is president of the United States of America.
WHAT THA FUCK, AMERICA?
2. The Naira is basically dead and we shall now proceed to bury it.
Village people will not allow it to rest.
3. We lost two brilliant actresses: Bukky Ajayi and Henrietta Kosoko.
Sigh. God rest their souls.
4. Brexit: Britain voted to exit the European Union.
You didn’t even know that was possible.
5. Man United has been the biggest loser of the year.
After America, of course.
6. President Buhari gave us international embarrasment.
We’re done. Just done.
7. 2016 gave us Suicide Squad.
And what trash that was.
8. Little Omar Daqneesh broke our hearts.
And worse things continue in Syria.
9. July of this year was the hottest in history.
Don’t argue,
it happened. We all used our sweat to bathe.
10. Mr Penguin came home to find his wife was now with another man.
Everyone has seen the heartbreaking
video.
11. Lassa Fever was disturbing us.
If it’s not ebola, it’s lassa.
12. People are seeing new things.
13. Samsung Note 7 phones have turned to explosives.
Any small thing, na explosion!
14. Even goats are losing home training this year.
15. And clouds are doing formation in Israel.
