15 Pictures That Are Too Real For People Who Jog On The Lekki-Ikoyi Bridge

February 12, 2016

Well, at this point jogging on the Lekki-Ikoyi bridge seems to be less about keeping fit, and more about everything else.
From finding bae to lightly stalking hotties, these are 15 pictures that are too real for people who jog on that bridge:

1. When you jogged on the bridge for the first time.

hotties

Where has this bridge been all my life?

2. When you decided to only go jogging when it’s dark, so you don’t embarrass your family.

Fat

Don’t look at me.

3. When you’ve only gone halfway, but everything already hurts.

I'VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

Hay God! Who sent me message?

4. When everyone’s gym clothes are better than your regular clothes.

WHAT IS IT? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

Is there a photoshoot after, abi what?

5. When you see someone jogging in full wedding makeup.

judgin you

We know your type.

6. When you start getting tired but you see a hottie approaching.

Crying inside

Not today, pain.

7. When you memorize the time you came out so you can run into that hottie again.

HEY BOO | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

No, I’m not a stalker. This is what BellaNaija stories are made of.

8. When you’ve been jogging for months, but still haven’t found love.

nick-young-confused-face

Am I doing the bridge wrong?

9. When you can feel everyone judging you for taking a walk-break.

Nervous-Kid-Looks-Down

Face your front, please.

10. When you see someone jogging effortlessly.

oversabi

Ode, go and do Olympics na.

11. When you see a fellow struggler.

MY GUY | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

Better person, don’t mind those ones.

12, When you see an entire family jogging together.

Not jealous

God, please pick my call.

13. When you just wanted a quiet jog, but everybody came out.

Ugh Why

Go home and be fat, please.

14. When you get a muscle pull but you see your bridge-crush approaching.

cramp

Not today, Satan.

15. When you see joggers taking pictures.

WHO ARE THESE ONES? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

You don’t even know why you’re here.


 

See, if you’ve never gone jogging on that bridge, you really should. It is certainly an experience.

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