1. When its one week to exams and those lecturers start fixing triple-period classes.I’m getting you people o!
2. When you’ve not printed your docket and you hear the portal is closed.Ah! Am I not finished like this?
3. Jaja boys thinking of what to protest about so they can shift the exams.”Shey quality of New Hall weed, abi bed bugs?”
4. You will now start seeing some new faces in classes.When did these ones join this class abeg?
5. Some people will still come and borrow notes one day to exams.My fren will you gerrarahia?
6. How first class students be in Main Library.Because these guys are not your mates.
7. You, trying to make sense of all the jargon in your notes.Did I actually write all this nonsense?
8. You, when it’s exam period and NEPA starts flashing the light.Its like these people want to die!
9. When you apply dusting powder to night class and people are looking at you funny.
Whachu looking at? Better face your book!