13 Struggles You’ll Get If You Hate The Fit Fam Life

October 24, 2016

1. So you wake up one morning and realize your clothes don’t fit anymore.

Wait, what’s happening?

2. Then you realize you’re getting fat. Very fat!

Hay God!

3. So you run out to buy work out clothes so you can join fitfam.

I must fit into my beautiful clothes!

4. You even spend your small savings on a pair of Nike sneakers, because this fitfam life has to be perfect.

Fitfam is not a joke.

5. You decide to start with jogging every morning.

I can even meet some fine boys sef.

6. But after jogging down the stairs, your legs are already complaining.

My back! My legs!

7. But you remember all the clothes you have to give out if you don’t slim down.

Not gonna happen!

8. So you manage to get outside your gate looking like:

Who sent me message?

9. You now see some hot babes jogging effortlessly.

Are these ones human sha?

10. And no hot boy is even looking at you, except old men.

Urgh who are these men?

11. After 20 minutes, you manage to crawl back home like:

Tired. So tired.

12. Your legs won’t even let you stand up to do anything.

Kuku kill me.

13. That’s when you decide this fitfam life is not for you.

It’s not my type they are looking for.
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