For those who had girlfriends in secondary school, or situationships if you were a player that early, you must have experienced some of these situations. Nothing more annoying than it feeling like a relationship in a prison.
1. When a junior comes to tell you your girlfriend is waiting in the lobby for you
It’s lit! Time to go meet the love of my life.
2. When your girlfriend tells you to keep a seat for her and her friends
We must sit together today. Rare opportunity.
3. Making sure nobody dances with your girlfriend at socials
She’s mine and mine alone.
4. When you see your seniors talking to your girlfriend
Please, don’t do this. She’s my all in all, my one and only.
5. When you guys have prep together and you have to write coded notes to each other
Communication channel faster than NIPOST and DHL combined.
6. Fixing meetings in empty classrooms after school hours
Let us “hang out” in SS3D class, yeah the last classroom on the block.
7. Or when she tells you to stay back in class after prep
AYEEE!
8. When you have to tell your friends to watch the corridor
Please don’t let me down.
9. And you also have to be on the lookout
Have to be alert at all times, can’t go and slack.
10. When you get carried away and get caught by a teacher
Is this how I get suspended and drop out of school, and become a spare parts seller?
11. And you get paraded in front of the assembly
What an embarrassment. Ordinary kissing.
12. And you know that is the premature end of your lowkey relationship
To be taken for granted in a relationship is very awful. People don’t usually know that they’re being taken for granted, they just feel a sense of unhappiness
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