The year is 2022. Out of all the problems in the world, the major one you have is that your salary is way too much, and you need it reduced. Well, let’s get into how you can solve your problem. 

Why did you even click this? 

What is going on in your household that made you want this? 

HR, is that you? 

You thought we’d give you something to send to your coworkers as “light reading”, abi? Perish that thought.

Are you normal?

No, seriously. Is everything okay at home? 

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In this economy?

Dollar is ₦610 on the black market, and you want a reduced salary? 

Why are you still reading? Go and touch grass

Switch off your device, and go sit in the sun so it can cook your brain. 

Tell your village people you refuse to be gotten 

Put your hand on your head and say, “It will not be my portion”.

Are you seriously looking for a reason? 

Your case is no longer physical. It’s spiritual. 

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Love yourself, please 

Even if you don’t love yourself, love the people who depend on your salary. 

WHY ARE YOU STILL SCROLLING? 

What are you expecting us to tell you? You dey fear salary increase? Do good things scare you? 

Please delete this from your search history

People don’t need to know you tried to look for this. This is something that should give you shame. 

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