6 Kinds Of Drunk People You’ll Find At Every Party

September 29, 2020

1) Happy Drunk

These ones will laugh hysterically at everything, which is great because they’re really fun to hang out with.

2) Sad Drunk

These ones will start crying about anything and everything. Tell them that there’s no more food and they’ll start crying. Tell them to go home because the party is over and they’ll start crying.

3) Angry Drunk

These ones turn into Hulk Hogan when the alcohol kicks in. It’s like “Party Scatter” starts playing on a loop in their heads. Any small thing that happens, they’ll want to fight.

5) Chatty Drunk

They will say everything they can to anybody that will listen. Try your best to escape from them because chances are they will hold you down and start telling you weirdly personal stuff.

5) Sleepy Drunk

Once this happens, don’t bother trying to wake them up because it won’t work. For the next couple of hours, they’ll be dead to the world.

6) Horny Drunk

If you’re ever bothered by a Horny Drunk, wipe them slap to return them to factory settings.

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