Who said these things were meant for just children? We need to talk to management.
1) Discounts
Why is it that children are the ones getting the discounts? Back to School deals, Kids combo meals?? Half off on plane and train rides??? If anything, adults are the ones that deserve the discount because of all the stress they go through. Life is hard for an adult.
2) Money from relatives
Just because you’re an adult, all the older family members have stopped giving you money for recharge now. It’s now more than ever that you need “nothing small to buy a drink”. Rent is expensive o.
3) Bouncy castle
Who says adults don’t deserve to bounce and have fun too? Since bouncy castles are such energy-consuming activities, it should be an adult thing.
4) Siesta
Children don’t have that many responsibilities, so why are they the ones getting two-hour afternoon naps instead of adults? Normalise two-hour compulsory afternoon naps for adults.
5) Christmas clothes
As you grow older, clothes become more expensive. So, it’s shocking that adults are not the ones being given Christmas clothes everywhere. Where are children going to that they need all these clothes?
6) Party packs
Life is hard enough as it is. Adults deserve little goody bags every single time there’s an event.
7) Privilege
They can’t go to jail, they can’t be arrested. Whatever they do, they just get away with everything. Adults are the ones constantly getting into trouble.
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