Working is the absolute ghetto. But bills have to be paid, so the cycle has to continue. If you are one of the many Nigerians who want to quit their jobs to live the baby boy/girl life, this one is for you. A subtle reminder that we cannot get what we want.

1. You, when you wake up and realise it’s Monday again.

Toh.

2. You, begging your work not to stress you more than it should.

Abeg oh

3. You, every time someone says you’re enjoying at your job.

Mind your speech!

4. You, every time a new assignment lands on your desk

What is it?

5. You, rehearsing how to change it for everyone behind their back.

Streets are hot, anybody can catch these hands.

6. You, when you read stories of people earning more than you.

Read this so you’ll see what we mean: The Secure #NairaLife Of An Engineer In Oil And Gas

7. You, when you realise that there’s no break from this.

Unless you want poverty to finish you.