You are planning on entering another talking stage or you want to permanently remain in the streets? Well, here are five places you can hide your mumu button so they can never trap you in a relationship.

1) Google meets comment section

This disappears immediately after the video is over. The next time you are having a meeting just type “Sorry, just need to drop my mumu button”. Solid plan 10/10.

2) In the bank

If you drop your mumu button in the bank, consider it gone for life. Every single time you want to try to retrieve it, the sight of the long queue is enough to make you go back to your house. It will also make you think twice. The person you want to retrieve the it for, are they worth standing under hot sun for?

3) At the bottom of your lip balm

How many people ever use lip balm till it gets finished? Just hide your button there and be glad knowing it will never get discovered.

4) Satan

One day in your room, just summon Satan and ask him to hold your mumu button. Tell him that if you ever want to collect the button back, you will perform a human sacrifice. Now, you will belong to the streets forever.

5) With someone else

I know this might seem ridiculous, but what is the worst thing that could happen if you choose to keep it with someone else? Just make them promise never to press it.

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