Don’t even give me that. We all knew this day would come. Someone had to say it. Pretend that the title of this is “4 Lagos Restaurants With The Best Aesthetics” or whatever.

1) Tea Room

That old school Volkswagen covered in and surrounded by flowers has been through a lot. It has been the background for thousands of pictures on social media. It needs to start getting credit in captions.

2) Mykonos on the Roof

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Mykonos on the Roof

was designed to look like all those pictures of Santorini and Mykonos you see on Twitter. Unfortunately for them, that’s the only thing people go there for: To stage full-on photoshoots (complete with outfit changes) after buying 1 bottle of water.

3) Hardrock Cafe

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You guys, if the sign in the picture above could talk, it would scream and beg to be put out of its misery.

4) Nok by Alara

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Those walls. Ugh. Those walls are the perfect background for a far-out Instagram picture with some caption about how whoever is reading it should break up with their boyfriend because the individual in the picture is bored.

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