Last night, the men and women of Twitter decided to bare their minds and call out the red flags they look out for in people they were going to date. Some of the tweets were downright hilarious. Here are a few of them.

1. This guy that assigns red flags according to their geographical location

2. Where is the lie?

3. This follows logic

4. Where is the lie?.

5. In fact, if she’s a tech sis

6. This person has been hurt before because this is too specific

7. Somebody cannot appreciate you privately again?

8. This guy has somebody in mind, I’m sure.

9. Hmmm.

10. This guy has obviously been tasting too much fuel.

11. Clear road for my king.

12. These women don’t have fear of God.

13. Abuja men were found in the mud.

14. Our hand is not in this one oh

15. If you know, you know.

16. Many people are on this table

17. One drag, several fall

18. No matter the event, Arsenal fans must collect drag

19. Then we have Pop Breeze over here

20. We’re not saying it’s true but…

21. If you want to steal, just say so.

22. Honourable mention

23. Again, run from tech sis.

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