There is a pretty clear lack of diversity when it comes to the emojis we get to use on our iOS, Android and Windows devices (we’ll get into that some other time), but that doesn’t mean we can’t make do with what we have.
So here are a number of popular emojis, that can be used to give that popular Nigerian expression a little boost:
What it means: I’m in trouble. The hand on the head gesture is just the typical Nigerian histrionic we’ve come to love.
What it means: Well, considering most Nigerians would even call a stranger ‘Aunty’, the best way to get the person’s attention is by also raising your hand while you call out.
3. Chop Knuckle
What it means: This is a Nigerian greeting that’s almost as popular, if not more, than the handshake. Plus they spread less germs.
4. Olorun Maje
What it means: “God forbid.” Used when your village witches are trying to get at you.
What it means: Used to mock someone when something bad happens to them. Usually paired with a sarcastic “good for you.”
What it means: “Prostrate.” Used to greet, but mostly to beg. The favorite of Nigerian police officers trying to get “something for the boys”.
7. Eja Nla
What it means: “Big Fish.” This is a title for ‘big boys.’ Please, don’t ask me to explain why.
8. Na God
What it means: Nigerians rarely like taking credit for anything. So yeah, God did it.
9. Abeg Abeg Abeg
What it means: This is like our version of air quotes. Typically used between a judgmental rant for emphasis.
10. Aka Gum
What it means: Used to represent anyone that’s tight-fisted/greedy, or even a rich man that just doesn’t go around dashing everyone money.
What it means: This is like the junior brother or first cousin to the ‘Eja Nla’ title. It means you’re a bad guy, but in a good way; if that makes sense.
What it means: “Respect.” At this point you can already tell that Nigerians just love to praise and flatter, this is just another popular way. One of many.
What it means: I know we aren’t meant to call the Lord’s name in vain and all, but sometimes it really is the best reaction, and Nigerians aren’t exempt; in numerous languages, even.
What it means: This typically means “Your father” in an insulting way of course, but depending on the context, it can go from “God punish you” to “You’re mad.”
15. Asko/ Shior
What it means: Just think of it as our version of ‘talk to the hand.’
16. Side eye/Eyeing you
What it means: To show annoyance or impatience.
17. E no consine me
What it means: It’s none of my business or just passing through.
Did we miss anything? Please sound off in the comments section below.