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  • 10 Things To Say When Your Girlfriend Sends You Pictures

    The proper way to gas up your partner.

    Written By:

    Kunle Ologunro

    Last Updated

    Are you a man (or woman) who never seems to know how to gas up your lover when they send you photos? This list is for you.

    1. Fry me, I am your dodo.

    2. Remove your leg from my neck, plis.

    3. Flood me, I am your Lekki

    4. Suspend me, I am your Twitter.

    5. Tax me, I am your Lagosian.

    6. Suffer me, I am your Nigeria.

    7. Boil me, I am your yam.

    8. I am not worthy.

    9. Girl, I- I am stunned by your beauty.

    10. This beauty cannot go uncredited. Send me your account number.

    QUIZ: What Kind Of Spouse Will You Be?

    About the Authors


    Kunle Ologunro

    Noisemaker at the Cabal.

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