5 Things Nigerian Women With Small Breasts Can DEFINITELY Relate To

September 1, 2020

After writing about things women with big breasts can relate to, it was decided that the women with small breasts need some representation too. That, is where we come in.

1) No bra day

Anyone can go braless, but not everyone can do it without a million and one people asking you if you are wearing a bra or not

2) Rude comments

From “young man” to “small boy”, to people telling you there are mosquito bites on your chest. People just cannot seem to keep their mouth shut.

3) The Push-Up bra phase

Some of the people younger than you had bigger breasts, and people always made sure to point it out. Hence, the push-up bra phrase was born.

4) Clothing

Nothing you wear is ever really considered inappropriate, seeing as it will take extra effort to actually show any cleavage.

5) Taking Thirst Traps

You have to work with what you have, to get what you want. At least all the pretty lingerie comes in your size.

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