The ‘Lagos Big Girl Be Like’ Series By Joro Olumofin Is Beyond Funny


November 25, 2015
Lagos socialite, Adejoro Olumofin (aka Doktor Mofin) created this hilarious series about the typical Lagos Big Girl to highlight some of their qualities or characteristics.
https://www.instagram.com/p/-PFH5bMgt4/?taken-by=joroolumofin
According to him a Lagos Big Girl is “any lady who is very successful (entrepreneur/corporate), has an extravagant lifestyle, wears very expensive designer clothes, use professional makeup artist for every event, attends all or most A list events / weddings, is friends with elite and celebrities, travels to exotic locations, is featured on top blogs frequently, lives in a choice area or location, has more than 10,000 followers on social media and is dating a rich or influential man. Drives a very flashy or new Generation exotic car.”

Lagos Big Girl be like…

I don’t bleach, it’s just sunburn.
https://www.instagram.com/p/-YlmHkMgvo/?taken-by=joroolumofin
I can’t cross 3rd Mainland Bridge.
https://www.instagram.com/p/-YmHTQMggm/?taken-by=joroolumofin
Big rock or nah!
https://www.instagram.com/p/-YmockMghR/?taken-by=joroolumofin
I only follow 10 people on Instagram.
https://www.instagram.com/p/-YnCRbMgh-/?taken-by=joroolumofin
OMG! Dubai was LIT!
https://www.instagram.com/p/-YnpufMgjN/?taken-by=joroolumofin
Berger? Ogudu? Is that even in Lagos.
https://www.instagram.com/p/-Yn3XvMgjm/?taken-by=joroolumofin
Err… What’s your last name again? Dangote?
https://www.instagram.com/p/-YoDQjMgkC/?taken-by=joroolumofin
Aww… You drive a G-Wagon?
https://www.instagram.com/p/-YoNxFMgkb/?taken-by=joroolumofin
I eat only Chinese.
https://www.instagram.com/p/-YoZeEsgkv/?taken-by=joroolumofin
I don’t do Hondas biko.
https://www.instagram.com/p/-YofAFMglA/?taken-by=joroolumofin
I burnt my knuckles while cooking.
https://www.instagram.com/p/-Yo0wzMglW/?taken-by=joroolumofin

Then the rib-cracking videos.

If it wasn’t a Harry Winston, I wouldn’t have taken it.
https://www.instagram.com/p/-YqLrRMgnf/?taken-by=joroolumofin
Oh my Gahd! This is my jam!
https://www.instagram.com/p/-YqdN5sgn-/?taken-by=joroolumofin
What does your boyfriend do?
https://www.instagram.com/p/-YrCX8MgpY/?taken-by=joroolumofin
Are you related to Gov Fashola?
https://www.instagram.com/p/-YrGRpsgpj/?taken-by=joroolumofin
Dubai was popping.
https://www.instagram.com/p/-YrkRfsgqd/?taken-by=joroolumofin
I burnt my knuckles while cooking Indomie this morning.
https://www.instagram.com/p/-YqvJwMgoq/?taken-by=joroolumofin

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