Before we get into this gist, here’s a little backstory.
So some people on Twitter said that’s it’s wrong to eat at a restaurant and not tip the waiters. When other people pointed out that we live in a society where money no too dey like that, the pro-tip people said that anyone who can’t afford to tip, shouldn’t be going to restaurants (i.e. sit at home and eat rice).
That was how, in a bid to explain that many Nigerian restaurants have terrible servers who don’t deserve tips, TwitterNG was flooded with stories of shitty restaurant experiences
Here are the funniest ones we found.
Kini ‘steak’?
The Salted Fly
Holy Shit!
The Rat With Insect DNA.
The Stern Waitress
The Man Who Was Shown Pepper
Ratatouille: Remy Bulks Up And Opens His Own Restaurant
Damsel In Distress
Bob’s Bony Burgers
Written & Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
Spaghetti Egusinese
African Mac & Cheese
Robbery in Broad Daylight
Welcome To Joes’s Apartment Restaurant
Seafood Okra: Ibadan Drift

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