7 Fruits That Only Rich Nigerians Enjoy

April 16, 2021

If you enjoy any of the fruits on this list, delete every tweet that suggests you’re broke and stop lying.

1. Strawberries

Why Strawberries are Nutritious and Healthy | Feast

Everyone that makes strawberry flavoured snacks or beverages is a dirty smelling liar. Strawberries are not sweet. They are sour as fuck. In addition to being sour, they’re also expensive as hell. So if you open your fridge and you see strawberries there, contact Forbes and ask why they’re not publishing your name as one of Nigeria’s biggest billionaires.

2. Avocados

How to choose an avocado based solely on shape and texture | Well+Good

I promise you, you’re not poor if you have time to make avocado toast in this Nigeria.

3. Peaches

The Health Benefits of Peaches

If you know where they’re selling peaches in this Nigeria, please go to Twitter and do a giveaway now. You people are eating peaches?

4. Star fruit

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You’ll hear your friend say they don’t have money, and the next day, they have a plate of nicely cut fruits on their Snapchat stories. People lie a lot.

5. Eggplants

Eggplant | plant | Britannica

This things are basically garden eggs that wanted to be dildos. If you choose eggplants over plain old garden eggs, you just have money you want to waste.

6. Pomegranates

Why & How You Should Enjoy Pomegranates This Fall, From An RD

If you’ve even tasted this one before, just know that you are rich. No questions asked.

7. Any type of berries

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Grapes, blackberries, etc. Just do giveaway.

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