Anyone with good taste in music and an ear for great sound loves Kizz Daniel’s music because let’s be real, he has no bad songs.
But only the true fans can ace this quiz.
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Today, we’re bringing an end to the age-long debate of which child parents love the most.
Whether it’s the first, middle, or last born, you can only be sure after you take this quiz.
Questions
This is a question
Choose the ones that are true for you:
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ASUU has gone on strike so many times, we’ve actually lost count. The thing that seems different about this instance, though, is that everyone has seemingly resigned to their fate.
From terrible electricity supply to alarming nationwide insecurity, and the blatant disregard for the educational sector, the Nigerian government has shown us that they don’t give a shit about citizens they’re supposed to serve.
Another way to know that they’ve run out of (pretend) fucks to give is that elections are around the corner and they’re not even trying to make amends for their bad leadership.
At first, jokes flew left and right when ASUU first announced the strike. Some students even felt relieved. Because, let’s face it, being a student is hard.
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But with every extra week at home, our peace of mind took a hit, which is pretty common if you live in a Nigerian home, and returning to school was your only escape.
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So when the Minister of Education paid ₦100M for the presidential form two months later, we all thought that money had arrived. And he was now ready to clear the debts so students who have spent seven years in school for their five year courses, could now graduate, right?
ASUU announced that the warning strike had been called off, and students around the country began rejoicing because who wouldn’t want to dump house chores and reactivate bad bitch mode?
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Only for the second paragraph to read that they were ending the three month long strike so they could start an indefinite one!
Let’s do the math.
If Warning strike = three months, Indefinite strike= ?
At this point, we’re scouring the internet for the address of the nearest ASUU board member, so we can show up at his door like this.
But yet again, we woke up to another update on Friday, May 20th 2022.
The government had gone ahead to commence payment of ₦34billion minimum wage arrears owed, but ASUU claims that was just one of their demands and therefore, would be continuing the strike.
The question on everyone’s mind now is,
What next?
Yes, we want them to call off the strike now, but that is clearly a short-term fix because they’ll most likely go on another strike in less than nine months. Why? Because the government only ever pays enough for them to suspend the strike, not end it.
But we don’t care. Calling it off temporarily would at least buy some people enough time to graduate.
With all this happening, if you still believe bogus theory that says, “2.1 in a Federal University is equal to 1st class at a private one”, I recommend running an MBA in Unilag. Come back in four years when you’re done to talk about your experience.
In the meantime, we’ve gone to get our PVC. Because someone has to pay for this strike, and those people are sure as hell not getting our vote this election.
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We literally grew up watching these cartoons, and for sure, we hated all these guys but let’s see how many of their names you remember.
Take this quiz to match the right name to the villain.
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Whether it was Introductory Technology or Basic Technology in your time, we can all agree that this was one of the toughest subjects. And we know it has nothing to do with working in tech, but even though!
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Adulting is hard, it makes sense that you’d want to unsubscribe from it. Take this quiz to find out if you should go back to your parent’s house.
Which ones are true for you:
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Nigeria is hard enough to live in. That’s why we can’t imagine how much harder it can be for you if you say you don’t enjoy any of these things.
Garri
You don’t like garri? Pearl of the trenches? The rescuer of the sapa-stricken? Best in cereal? So you’ll never know the beauty of trying garri with cold water? Fish? Groundnut? Coke?
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Pepper
We can never get used to people that don’t like pepper, because why don’t you like good things? And how do you plan to show people pepper when you don’t have it?
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Cold water
After being under the scorching sun, starting two fights with crazy Lagosians, and surviving a day without killing your coworkers, how do you cool down? If you’re not taking cold water, I have to assume you have anger issues because your body is always hot.
Sugar
I know people will raise an argument that there are other alternatives to sugar.
SMH. Sun
I feel sorry for everyone that doesn’t like basking in the sun because you can’t escape it. Sorry dear.
Rice
How? Just How? How can you dislike rice? How can you dislike such a bad bitch? Our national reward food for good behaviour: eaten at birthdays, weddings, burials, etc? How are you even coping with Nigeria when you don’t like the one thing that gives it joy?
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Tight spaces
Being claustrophobic anywhere sucks but in Nigeria it’s even worse because when you’re not getting squeezed in danfos like sardine, you’re struggling with crowds at the bank.
Noise
Nigerians are infamous for noisemaking, from owambe parties to bus stops, to even social media. Omo, we can only imagine what you’re going through if you haven’t adjusted to noise yet.
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We all want to leave the country, but Japa is not for everyone. Take this quiz to find out if you’re ready to leave Nigeria.
Pick which of these apply to you:
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Weekends should be fun but also provide you with time to rest and recover from the stress of the week, so choosing how to spend your weekend is very important.
Pick at least 5 songs to make a playlist, and we’ll give you the perfect activity for your weekend.
Choose the songs for your playlist:
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It’s a lot easier to flip off your toxic boss and say bye-bye to nosy co-workers, but when it comes to leaving a place you actually enjoy working, it’s a different ballgame.
Have you ever quit a job you loved? Here are six things you would relate to if you’ve ever been in this situation.
1. Is this the right time?
You start thinking if the timing is right. If you should wait till next month, next six months or even a year.
2. You start looking at all the great things about your current job
At this point, you’re thinking of job security, location, the socket next to your desk, etc. Even the hot puff-puff spot beside your office feels like a good reason for you to stay.
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3. Imposter syndrome hits harder
Starting afresh is hard, so it’s no surprise that changing jobs would make you question your worth because, who knows what they’re doing anyway?.
4. The struggle to find the right time to break the news to your work buddies
Leaving a job means leaving all the amazing people you built a relationship with. And since you like them so much, it feels like you’re preparing to break up with your partner.
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5. You start to wonder: what if your new employer’s head do usually touch?
You start praying your new work place will not be toxic and that your employer doesn’t occasionally run mad. Because you can’t imagine moving from a place you like to one that your boss refuses to pay salary, tells you to kneel down or makes morning devotion compulsory. God forbid.
Please don’t let my enemies laugh at me
can still become their favorite, all you need to do is believe.