Everyone knows that rich people have to spread their money across multiple banks. So if you can ace this quiz, you should be doing regular giveaways.
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Celebrities are always in our faces but how many of them can you identify from their random body part.
Take this quiz to find out.
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There’s always something fun to do in Lagos, especially on weekends–no wonder Lagosians choose the traffic, heat, and general madness of Lagos over the peace and quiet of literally any other city in the country.
If you’re looking to get the most out of your weekend, and you have the money, you should
adopt meread this.First, your weekend will start Friday
Tbh if you’re reading this for this weekend, you’re already late. Fridays are for pre-gaming. This is when you’ll go to restaurants/bars to get ready for the main event —a night of dancing, wooing and doing an unhealthy amount of shots.
Saturdays are reserved for owanbes
Jollof rice, asun, pounded yam and efo riro…Lagosians are famous for their parties for a reason. So how can you claim to have a fun weekend in Lagos if you don’t attend any owanbe?
RELATED: How To Attend And Enjoy An Owanbe Party
Then on Sunday, you rest
JK. What is rest? To survive Lagos, you have to be wicked and there’s no rest for the wicked. Sunday afternoons are specially reserved for brunch dates — all Lagos babes know this. Start with something light before spending the rest of the day at Ilashe.
We know you’re probably thinking of how you’d go back to work on Monday after such a busy weekend but think about it for a second, the people who do it, do they have two heads?
Go forth and dominate your weekend. A MUST READ 7 Things You Must Always Carry With You In Lagos
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This movie is proof once again that the Nollywood industry can only get better. We can all agree that everything from plot to actors in Breaded Life was spot on, but only people that really paid attention to details will ace this quiz.
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We’re not saying sleeping is wrong, we just think it’s a waste of precious time, so we’ve compiled a list of very fun things you can try instead.
Eat
While others sleep, you can stay up trying different food combos because there’s literally no one to judge you, and some foods are best enjoyed cold and in the middle of the night. For instance, eba and ogbono soup.
Pro-tip: If you don’t have soup, you can try ketchup RELATED: These 7 Foods Always Taste Better at 2 am
Booty calls
We know we don’t need to explain that there’ll be no sleeping involved here.
It’s even better when it’s someone else’s babe. DM someone’s babe
Prove to her that she deserves a lover that would be with her through the darkest hours. Yes, that saying literally means midnight.
Come back with testimony when they open the relationship for you. RELATED: Pros and Cons of Dating Somebody’s Boyfriend
Practice your dance moves for when your enemies fail
Anything worth doing is worth doing well. So if you want to dance to victory, you might as well get good at it.
RELATED: 17 Dance Moves We All Secretly Practised In Front Of The Mirror
Find the nearest coven and join
You can’t tell us you’ve never thought about this. Who knows, you might get appointed Evil Supreme Leader of the underworld, and that’s a big flex.
Tweet “TL asleep?” and start dragging people online
You want to waste time sleeping when you could be giving unsolicited takes on issues you have absolutely no idea or experience of? Make it make sense, please.
Go for a run
We see this all the time in Hollywood movies, so why not? Just watch your back because we both know Nigeria is not the safest place at the moment.
Take Zikoko quizzes
How can you sleep without knowing what type of pepper you are? Or what you’ll be in your next life? Or even what political office you should hold?
Start a fight in your relationship
No one will accuse you of not trying to spice up the relationship. I mean, what’s better than being awake at night? Being awake with the love of your life.
Apply for International jobs
You want to earn in dollars but you’re sleeping when your future employer is awake?
My friend, better turn on your LinkedIn job alert and get serious with your future. It might not seem like fun now, but when you start seeing all that dollar in your account, it’s definitely going to be.
ALSO READ: Five Insane Things That Could Happen While You Sleep
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With the upcoming elections, Nigerian citizens are definitely paying more attention to politics but only this quiz can prove how much you really know.
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We don’t doubt that you’re an anime fan, but we’re concerned about your preferences- hence this quiz.
Choose who you think would win a fight and we’ll tell you just how good your taste in anime is.
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Since our leaders have decided that stepping down is the next fun thing to do, we’ve decided you need to be part of that action too.
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Everyone on the streets knows there’s no love there, only wickedness. And if you’re a young Nigerian guy struggling to make ends meet, Davido literally said, “Love is sweet but when money enters, love is sweeter.“
So how do you begin to find love when you don’t have the money?
“Women say they have a spec but their spec is money”
— Omo*, 25
Women lie. They say they have a spec but if you don’t have money, you could tick everything else off their list and they still won’t date you. Their spec is money.
I’ve been single for too long, and even though I can’t say lack of money is the only reason, it’s something. I’ve given up trying to find love, I’ll just want to focus on surviving this adulthood thing.
“If there’s no money involved, they start backing away from the conversation”
— Kola*, 36
In my experience, most women, irrespective of age, don’t even want to take the conversation forward the moment they feel like I have nothing financially beneficial to offer them. They’re always on the lookout for what they can stand to gain from me, and this is okay because relationships should be mutually beneficial, but tell me why they get offended when men ask them what they bring to the table?
Yes, it’s possible to find love without having money. But on a scale of one to ten, I’d say the chances are two.
“You don’t need a shit tonne of money, just a decent amount”
— Sola*, 29
I’ll agree that finding love without money is difficult, but I think for you to attempt to do so means you’re financially reckless. Everyone has their principle about love and relationships, but personally, I think you should have money before you propose to someone’s daughter. You don’t need a shit ton, just a decent amount would do.
With the way I would want my relationship to be when I finally get into one, it would need cash and that’s one of the reasons I’m not even looking for love right now.
“At first, they claim it’s not an issue but along the line, it becomes one”
— Efe*, 27
Money is an important ingredient — like seasoning, it’s not the only thing you need, but you can’t do without it. You could woo the lady, and successfully get her, but how do you maintain the relationship and provide for her needs?
I’ve had women who were interested in me claim money is not an issue, but along the line, the lack of money becomes the cause of many problems. Let’s be real, everyone wants money. It’s tough on the streets, and seeing all these doe-eyed couples makes me feel like shit, but I enjoy being on my own every other day.
RELATED: SEVEN Nigerian Women Talk About Their Relationship With Money
“I don’t see myself wooing a woman with money because I have game”
— Myron*, 23
I started dating my current girlfriend when I was in University, and even with a few side jobs and allowance, my terrible money habits made it hard to save. She had her own money so I wasn’t obligated to do anything but I could afford food delivery to her hostel, a date, or a simple gift here and there.
Things are different now but I still don’t see myself trying to use my money to woo a woman, because I have game. If I had to imagine myself on the streets right now, I think I’d do more for someone I was interested in because I have the capacity, but not as a requirement.
They want you to fund a lifestyle they can’t afford
— Wole*, 21
The dating pool is really small for a young broke student because I can’t even afford proper dates or social hangouts that would help me meet potential love interests.
Nigerian women want you to have your place, have a car, pay for dates, and God forbid you refuse to help fund a lifestyle they can’t afford.
You need money for a relationship, not love
— John*, 32
Finding love is easy, it’s more about the things we can’t control than the things we can. Money becomes an important factor in retaining the love you’ve found.
It’s a major factor when it comes to choosing your partner to date or marry, not who you love. That’s why women can be in love with you but go ahead to date a man more financially buoyant. It doesn’t mean they don’t love you because you don’t have money, it just shows that we live in a third-world country where everyone is striving to make ends meet.
*All names have been changed for the sake of anonymity.
ALSO READ: TWELVE Signs a Woman Is Dating You Just for Your Money
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We know you love your Jollof rice, we do too. But we’re dying to know how many of these foreign dishes you can actually identify.
