11 Things That Are Too Real For Students Studying At UNIBEN

January 27, 2020

Ask anyone studying at University of Benin to describe what their experience with the school is; you will hear a lot of things, but one word will be constant in the different variations – struggle. So, we decided to put some of these struggles into an article.

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1. When Pharmacy students start their annual protest and block the gate again

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These nuisances are at it again. Aren’t you people supposed to be busy?

2. When a fresher told you how they paid the cab #200 from the main gate to auditorium

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Ah, Did they put a gun against your head?

3. When you see a fresher who thinks Hall4LawBasement is one-stop

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Lmao. Could you be more obvious?

4. You, contemplating whether to stay or run after you heard an explosion

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But that sounded like a gunshot o. Will I look stupid if I run?

5. When you hear a loud bang in your hostel in Ekosodin and hope it’s not the transformer

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Ha! So I won’t see light again until I leave this school

6. You, walking casually then you hear “Guy show”

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Not me and you.

7. When you avoid the road between hall 2 and hall 3 because of aro boys

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Jobless people.

8. When everyone suddenly remembers there are reading halls when it’s time for exams

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Look at them forming serious students.

9. When you’re reading at the faculty and the safest place to keep your phone is inside your underwear

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I can’t tell stories that touch abeg.

10. When you buy meat pie at faculty and see boiled yam inside

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What is this nonsense?

11. Your single ass watching all the couples at Nadia Bakery

Someone cannot even find food again in peace.

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