1. Claim you are pregnant.

2. Go and forge a wedding certificate.

3. Borrow somebody’s toddler and carry them to register.

4. Claim you have one funky disease.

5. Just don’t bother doing NYSC. You will kuku not die!

Before they post you to one funky place!
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