1. Mogbe
What it means: I’m in trouble. The hand on the head gesture is just the typical Nigerian histrionic we’ve come to love.
2. Aunty!
What it means: Well, considering most Nigerians would even call a stranger ‘Aunty’, the best way to get the person’s attention is by also raising your hand while you call out.
3. Chop Knuckle
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What it means: This is a Nigerian greeting that’s almost as popular, if not more, than the handshake. Plus they spread less germs.
4. Olorun Maje
What it means: “God forbid.” Used when your village witches are trying to get at you.
5. Ntoo
What it means: Used to mock someone when something bad happens to them. Usually paired with a sarcastic “good for you.”
6. Dobale
What it means: “Prostrate.” Used to greet, but mostly to beg. The favorite of Nigerian police officers trying to get “something for the boys”.
7. Eja Nla
What it means: “Big Fish.” This is a title for ‘big boys.’ Please, don’t ask me to explain why.
8. Na God
What it means: Nigerians rarely like taking credit for anything. So yeah, God did it.
9. Abeg Abeg Abeg


What it means: This is like our version of air quotes. Typically used between a judgmental rant for emphasis.
10. Aka Gum
What it means: Used to represent anyone that’s tight-fisted/greedy, or even a rich man that just doesn’t go around dashing everyone money.
11. Badoo
What it means: This is like the junior brother or first cousin to the ‘Eja Nla’ title. It means you’re a bad guy, but in a good way; if that makes sense.
12. Tuale
What it means: “Respect.” At this point you can already tell that Nigerians just love to praise and flatter, this is just another popular way. One of many.
13. Chineke!/Jesu/Jesus
What it means: I know we aren’t meant to call the Lord’s name in vain and all, but sometimes it really is the best reaction, and Nigerians aren’t exempt; in numerous languages, even.
14. Waka/Shege
What it means: This typically means “Your father” in an insulting way of course, but depending on the context, it can go from “God punish you” to “You’re mad.”
15. Asko/ Shior
What it means: Just think of it as our version of ‘talk to the hand.’
16. Side eye/Eyeing you
What it means: To show annoyance or impatience.
17. E no consine me
What it means: It’s none of my business or just passing through.
Did we miss anything? Please sound off in the comments section below.




