This is a long overdue post for all the single people out there who have been wrongfully oppressed. Let’s begin: 1) Referring to their partners as “this one.” Special use: “this man, this woman.” 2) Recreating viral Tik Tok videos together. If I hear that whenever you’re ready song one more time on Buhari’s internet. […]
Have you ever been with someone so horrible that you swore to never date again? Yes? Well, do you know that one or more of your exes probably feels the same way about you? You never thought about that, huh? Thankfully, this quiz is here to let you know just how much of a hassle […]
Are you the perfect partner or is dating you a literal nightmare? Today, we are here to expose just how toxic you really are — on a scale of 0 to a terrifying 100%. Also, like with the ‘How Wicked Are You?’ quiz, you can’t argue with your result. Go ahead:
Situationship – When you are together but not really together-together like that. You can be physically naked with them but your emotions dey wear cloth. Well, if that confused you, it confused us too. And since it’s a ball of confusion, here are the signs you need to see so you can be released from […]
Do Nigerian women have game? This is has been the subject of many philosophical debates. Curious about the answer to this, I asked a couple of men about the worst pick up lines Nigerian women have used on them. Well, the answers range from funny to creepy, to just ah. 1) Wetin be dis? “I […]
Depending on a number of factors, a lot of people change once they get married. So, to help alert your future partner, we’ve created a quiz that will reveal just what kind of spouse you’ll be — romantic, unfaithful, reliable, detached or supportive. Take this quiz to know:
Depending on the kind of person you are, staying in one relationship for a long time could be easy and fulfilling or torturous and unsatisfying. So, we’ve created a quiz that can guess the longest relationship you’ve ever been in. Take to find out:
Is it a bad thing to be in love with your boss? Also, why do offices frown on office relationships? 1) When someone says you smell alike. It’s my perfume that did it. 2) Your face when your boss “summons” you to the office. Yes, boss. 3) When she asks for a report at home. […]
1) Do you have debts? This question helps guide whether to throw a big wedding or pay off debts and have a quiet wedding instead. 2) How are we handling the payment of bills when we get married? Let’s be guided. Who handles what and what bill. I pay for light and water, you pay […]
Valentine’s Day is almost here, and there are only so many things that you could possibly do — from keeping yourself company to tensioning all your single friends with your love. So, we created a quiz that tells you exactly what that stressful day has in store for you. Take it to find out: #ICYMI: We […]
Your taste in music can say a lot about you, and this time, it’s going to reveal what you are like in a relationship. So, pick a few of your favourite Nigerian love songs, and we’ll let you know if you’re typically a distant, passionate or unbothered partner. Here you go:
“Bitch please, better have my money.” Let’s face it, finances are tricky. It can ruin relationships and it, in fact, has done so in the past. So, what happens when you lend cash to someone you regarded as your significant other but it doesn‘t work out? What do you do then? Do you let it […]
The love of your life is out there somewhere, and no, this not just a quiz for single people. If you’re in a relationship, it’s possible that the person you’re dating is just a placeholder. So, it’s time to find out when you’ll meet the love of your life, that’s if you haven’t already. Take […]
Are you a professional Yoruba demon? Are you walking around in search of whose life you can wreck at any given time? Well, this quiz knows exactly how many hearts you’ve shattered to date, and before you lie that your result is inaccurate, just remember that Zikoko is never wrong. Now, take it and be […]
There is no one way to introduce your partner to your very Nigerian parents. Most Nigerian parents like to delude themselves into thinking that you’re a saintly angel who knows nothing about relationships, sex, and commitment. Lol. We’ve curated some tips that might be helpful when introducing your partner to your parents: 1) First of all decide […]
Some people might think that being single is torture but for you, it is a freedom movement you are really patriotic to; you love your single life so much, you’d do anything to maintain it–even if you have to lie that you are boo’ed up just to field off the many proposals that come your […]
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When your girlfriend meets your side chick in public.
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