• People bant that funny Nigerian women can be counted on one hand, but these women don’t make some of the funniest content right now to not be credited for it.

    Jolaoluwa Ayeye

    It doesn’t matter what the content of her discussion is, the hilariousness in it will choke you more than Abuja yam. Even if you’re not a listener of the I Said What I Said podcast she co-hosts with Feyikemi Abudu, one or two rib-cracking tweets from her X handle, @Jollz, must have crossed your timeline. She’s been funny AF before Twitter turned X — see evidence.

    Taaooma

    Born Maryam Apaokagi, Taaooma is currently one of the most popular faces in the Nigerian funny content creation sector — shoutout to her purple lace gown and peach “gele”. Her comedy explores family, parenting and adulthood. Her character is a Gen Z babe from a typical, strict Nigerian house, relating with her fictional family members, Tayo, Mama Tao and Daddy Tao, all played by Maryam. She’s built a large fanbase of almost one million YouTube subscribers off her funny content and collaborations.

    Hauwa L

    Hauwa Lawal, a.k.a. Hauwa L, is a digital content creator, but most prefer to call her a “goat”. She does funny storytelling that leaves you wondering what her thought process is like. Hauwa pieces the most absurd stories together and delivers them innocently.

    Omo Oba

    Aderonke Adepoju has funny videos that date back to 2021. Her “Mummy Wale” and “Wale” characters are some of the funniest funny characters online right now. It centres on Wale, who introduces different potential wives to his mother, Mummy Wale. None of the relationships have worked out so far. I wonder what type of babe we’ll see next week. She also does some pretty hilarious Mummy G.O impressions.

    Chinasa Anukum

    You may know Chinasa for her popular YouTube show, Is This Seat Taken, which shows a bit of her funny side. But she actually does stand-up comedy as well. One of her classics is, “Adulthood is like auditioning for The Wedding Party, then finding yourself on the set of King of Boys.”

    Lara Billionaire

    A part of @larabillionaire’s X bio reads that she’s an upcoming mysterious babe — may be why her media is stacked with some of the most hilarious videos you’ll find on the internet. But also if you’ve seen her “terrible joke came to my head” tweets like her “parmesan cheese” one, you know her account is a straight follow. Even Layi Wasabi made a blockbuster internet comedy from one of Lara’s evergreen, funny threads.[ad][/ad]

    Swit Ope

    The first Swit Ope (born Ope Keshinro) video I saw was her recreation of Nigerian prophet FKA Indaboski’s sermon scene, in which she masterfully displayed his mannerisms. Her niche is religion and spirituality.

    Aunty Flora

    In a riot of colourful wigs, lipsticks, eyeliner and makeup, Gabrielle “Aunty Flora” Omozele satirises the day-to-day Nigerian experiences. Watch her back and forth with AI and decide yourself if she’s funny or not.

    Chidera Onoh

    Chidera is a medical student who’s into comedy, and she kills it. Her content revolves around school life and other life experiences. If you haven’t seen Africa’s Best Mosquito Killer, run to YouTube now.

    Dammy Bubbles

    You may know Damilola Bello, a.k.a Dammy Bubbles, by her X handle “@_dammyB_” — she’s a growth partner for Flutterwave popularly known amplify small businesses and her community that helps them achieve growth. But her second job is being a funny woman.

    She’s effortlessly hilarious.


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  • 15 Nigerian films were selected to be screened at the 2023 edition of Kurzfilmtage Winterthur, Switzerland’s biggest short film festival running from November 7th to 12th.

    Photo source: Michael Omonua

    Besida

    This Chuko Esiri-directed film first came out in 2018. It’s a short noir drama about the fragile relationship between two siblings. It was shot in Abraka (a town in Delta State) and produced by Arie Esiri.

    Ixora

    This is a 2022 queer love story about two female journalists, directed by Nigerian filmmakers, Nengi Nelson and Nosazemen Agbontaen, and produced by A ZENN Collective Production.

    Egúngún (Masquerade)

    This is a bilingual (English and Yoruba) film made by Olive Nwosu in 2021. It focuses on a young queer lady who returns to Nigeria for her mother’s funeral, where she discovers herself and purpose. Egúngún features Teniola Aladese, Elizabeth Momoh and Angel Peters.

    Hello, Rain

    The celebrity filmmaker of Nollywood’s Mami Wata, C.J. “Fiery” Obasi is back in the news for the International Kurzfilmtage selection of his 2018 short horror film, Hello, Rain. It’s about a scientist-witch who distributes power to herself and friends through tech and magic.

    Harmattan

    Muyiwa Awosika’s new psychological horror is about two army recruits who turn against each other in their bootcamp.

    A Quiet Monday

    Dika Ofoma’s new short film is a social drama that centres around two siblings who defied mandatory Monday sit-at-home during a social unrest in the eastern part of Nigeria. It stars Emmanuel Igwe and Uzoamaka Aniuonoh.

    Do You See Me

    Off the 2023 release of Bravo, Burkina!, Wale Oyejide wraps up production of his latest, Do You See Me, in time to screen at Kurzfilmtage Winterthur 2023.

    You Matter to Me

    This film captures how the parents of Immaculata Abba, the film director, experience joy even in the midst of grief or tension.

    Memory XX

    A romance that was once hot goes sour and memory is all that’s left as these two lovers rediscover themselves. It’s a 15-minute film by Ewoma Great Oro and Olamide Akinjare.

    A Study On Love

    Olayinka Eno Babalola explores love in this 2020 experimental documentary. You can watch it on her IG page.

    Àlááfíà Ni

    “Àlááfíà” means “peace” in Yorùbá, and this film about the life of Lagosians, explores the internal serenity that prevails regardless of trials and tribulations. Tobi Onabolu wrote this film and co-directed it with Sonia Irabor.

    Aje and Bruja

    Two powerful African mothers join forces to fight and torture a female serial killer. Aje and Bruja came from the stables of Nosa Igbinedion in 2022.

    I Am An Easy One to Forget

    This 10-minute Sonia Irabor film came out in 2021. It’s a tale of a guy who shut himself away from contact with people, staying awake to overthink the parallel between reality and illusion.

    The Nightmare on Broadstreet

    Ayo Lawson and Femi Johnson made this film that follows five friends who met to hang out at a Freedom Park museum then ended up running from a masquerade.

    Lizard

    Akinola Davies Jr. released Lizard in 2020. In it, an eight year old kid with the supernatural ability to sense danger discovers the underworld of a Lagos megachurch.

    Rehearsal

    This film follows the art of staging miracle healings. The protagonists carry out, improve and scrap different formats. Rehearsal is about church, theatre, faith and credibility.


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  • After making fans wait eight years for his fifth studio album, releasing and changing his tracklist three times, Reminisce finally released it to the public on October 27, 2023.

    Many Nigerian OGs are tiring out, and their new albums barely give the value of their previous work. But not Reminisce, who’s been in the game since 2003. He returns with Alaye Toh Se Gogo, his first body of work since El-Hadj in 2016, and it’s worth the wait. 

    On first listen, there’s no ascertaining what direction he’ll attack in, even though a general idea of his brand pops in one’s head — clever one-liners and lamba, charging quotables and daring subliminals at foes, sexcapade and high-libido anthems, with some romantic cuts, of course.

    He’s been in the limelight for eleven consecutive years since 2012, remaining highly rated and critically acclaimed through it all — “do am if e easy,” Reminisce dares naysayers on the opening of this new album.

    Alaye Toh Se Gogo is a street laurel that loosely translates to “certified boss” or simply “top boy,” but the type that Dushane in the grimy British TV show Top Boy would aspire to become. It’s a different beast when a veteran steps out, especially after hibernating for almost a decade.

    The first track, Eyes, is a look-back at the uneasy come-ups he achieved against odds. He shares how if music hadn’t paid off for him, an unclean route would’ve likely made a way. This is a story that finds resonance with many individuals around the world.

    Mayorkun’s support in chorus duty makes it the perfect album opener — a good combo of rap and singing — as Reminisce fires two shells of boastful yet introspective verses. He had to remind listeners and the competition that he gets sharper with age. He already proved he’s among the meanest rappers in the country.

    Awon Aye follows. In Reminisce’s singing bag, another ammo spawned, shot at animosity and jealousy. He cleverly interpolates Pasuma’s Ligali into the hook, giving a local tongue-lashing vibe to it. This song is potent enough to give supposed detractors a wobbly walk when they pass by.

    Since Omo X 100 dropped in 2021, Olamide only sings the chorus on their music collaborations, the heavy rap-lifting left to Reminisce. However, on their latest, Orin, the third track on ATSG Vol. 1, they relayed their silent battles and unexpressed emotions, which they compensate with a rewarding bank account and baller lifestyle. They talk about how hard it is for men to bottle up their feelings and keep rising to the occasion. Though soul-lifting, this track is a classic case of men drowning in hustle as a suppressant or escape from vulnerability and life’s drama.

    If you’re familiar with Reminisce’s catalogue, all the man wants is his money and more money. This is the theme of Hustle featuring Bnxn and D Smoke. Alaga recounts his struggles to succeed and the vim to push his hustle and never stop.

    Well, what’s a Nigerian to do?

    The next track plays, and with it comes a realisation that Reminisce’s rap cuts are getting shorter with each song. In just a minute and approximately thirty seconds, Reminisce went full rapper mode on Recycle, just flexing his lyricism. It’s unsatisfying, but there’s more rap on the next track, E.N.K.R. The album version of the previously released song includes Ycee and artist-producer, Rhookcastle, who had the most outstanding performance on it.

    Reminisce gets on his “sex symbol” assignment with innuendos at the core of his music on this album. On Shina Peters with Mohbad, he paints a picture of his sexual affairs — straight to the “ta-ta-ta” playlist.

    Although Rotate brings out your waistline and legwork, it ends before four steps are made. Another display of Reminisce’s versatility, he effortlessly sings fuji with a new-age delivery that maintains its tempo and modulation, making street-pop his domain. Olu Maintain, the next track, showed him in his fresh pocket; a drill jam alongside youngins Dremo Drizzy, OdumoduBlvck and Powpezzy.

    Oxlade’s falsetto cued in Why?, a romantic song in which Reminisce remained uncouth. The longing expressed on the song segued into Mora, a folklore performance — one of the best songs on the album — quite similar to his 2017 hit, Ponmile.

    Although a filler Reminisce insisted on keeping on the album despite his team’s stance, Tight featuring Kayode, is a chilled braggadocious song about making money and having fun. It also speaks to Reminisce’s dedication to propelling young talents to a wider audience. Kayode, Powpeezy and even OdumoduBlvck, who recorded his verse for Reminisce before his breakout song, Declan Rice, dropped earlier in the year. On the Zero Conditions podcast, Reminisce mentioned how he’d rather do this than tweet about his support for the “young cats”.

    The album ended with an acoustic rendition of Mora, the perfect street song to express love that doesn’t want to end.

    Alaye Toh Se Gogo is a solid body of work away from his previous works and successful formula. It offers cohesive production and stellar performance at the age of 42. Age is just a figure in hip-hop. Legends in their 40s and 50s, like Show Dem Camp, M.I Abaga, Nas, Wu-Tang, still make music, cancelling the old “too old to rap” narrative. Fact is, if you got it, you got it.

    Reminisce got it. 

    Alaye Toh Se Gogo is the new honour the street has bestowed on him. This title encapsulates his evolution as an artist, solidifying his superstardom and street legend.


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  • There’s a way sayings from the streets hit you when you hear them. It might be because of their humour. Or maybe it’s because they’re often relatable. However you look at it, they work.

    If you’re looking for Nigerian street quotes that will keep you on your grind, these are for you.

    I get am before no be property

    This quote speaks to living in past glory. You need to keep hustling to stay balling.

    Person wey dey find money no dey off data

    It’s the internet age now, baby. 9-5’er or entrepreneur, you need an internet connection to do your job or promote business.

    Na determination okada dey take overtake trailer

    You’ll go past your biggest obstacles if you just go for them.

    School bell wey sound like noise for assembly go sound like music for closing

    What’s rough now will be smooth later.

    Your Indomie quick done no mean say who dey cook beans lazy

    Don’t underestimate anyone who isn’t balling right now. Your journeys aren’t the same.

    No be who pay school fees dey first graduate

    Another reminder that it’s not about who makes it faster, it’s who makes it later in life.

    Follow who know road but hold your T-fare

    Walk with problem solvers, but always have your own solutions with you.

    No struggle, no success

    We reject a hard life. But diamonds don’t shine without pressure.

    Anywhere belle face na front

    For those who believe that any way is a way, this is your mantra.

    Price of bread no dey fear breadwinner

    If you’re rich, nothing will be too expensive for you to get.

  • If you’re thinking about joining the Nigerian Halloween train this year, you don’t need think too hard about what to wear. We’ve done the work and you can now express yourself, recreating some Nollywood characters we’ve on screen this year. 

    Check for your style below.

    Agemo (Jagun Jagun)

    Agemo is easily one of the most popular film characters we’ve seen in Nollywood this year. Agemo can appear and disappear. Although she’s a scary killing machine, Agemo is almost as fast as Flash. She moves swiftly in her local floating adire and ofi with a mask that has lasers as eyes. 

    Asabi (Ijakumo)

    This film received different reactions, but one can argue that its protagonist, Asabi, was a unique character. Her outfit choice is why she’s also the most outstanding character in the film. Asabi wore only black gowns and carried a dread longer than the 3MB. 

    To be honest, wearing this as your Halloween costume will likely slow down your movement due to the long dread that’ll drag after you, but maybe you’re built differently. Who knows?

    Ogundiji (Jagun Jagun)

    Say what you want about Ogundiji, but that man had the flyest fits; from his war apparels, the plain fur coats and caps to the bead accessories — no warlord or jazz man has this man’s steeze.

    Kareem (Gangs of Lagos)

    Get your danshiki dress, dark shades, panama hat, one gold chain and two gold rings and you’re set. Thing is, not everyone will pull off Kazeem’s look without breaking a sweat, especially when you factor in his scary aura and personality. But it’d be dope if his character was recreated for Halloween.

    Okalandu (NKEMAKONAM)

    It’s very likely people will run away or avoid you if you’re in the Nkemakonam deity costume. For starters, it looks like a masquerade regalia. Consider this costume as repping your long-gone ancestors.

    Monsters (Ile Owo)

    If this is your Halloween costume, know that you’re going out as something closer to the devil and other monstrous creatures with horns. Don’t forget that an underwear is the only piece of clothing this one has, and crawling is also part of the personality.

    Girl gang (Chronicles)

    This is easy to recreate. Sew a big choir robe, buy a ski mask, and a toy gun. Your “holy armed robber” brand is set.

    The people of Iyi (Mami Wata)

    Getting your face painted in white and making hairstyles that look like satellites or any object of your choice may make you look like a stranger in a foreign land. But at least, you’ll look more African than others. Can’t hate this.

    Yejide and Awele (Battle on Buka Street)

    This is an extra for you. You can run with any of the two rival characters here. Or better still, hold your best friend and act like competitors throughout your Halloween party. But make sure to carry your big pot, a bag of yam flour, a turning rod and other identifiers of a Buka boss madam.


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  • Fashion, drips, glitz and glamour go in sync with music awards and red carpets.

    On October 21, 2023, Trace Music hosted its awards ceremony in Kigali, Rwanda for the first time to celebrate Afro music. We look at some of the fashion moments that did it for us yesterday.

    Davido

    If the classic American Jazz music fashion had a 2023 design, it’d be this OBO’s outfit — an oversized sequined dress adorned with “shine-shine.” The overall has his self-titled “OO1” nickname etched on its back. Baddest, for real 🙌🏿.

    Yemi Alade

    One would have expected Mother Africa covered from head to toe in Ankara, but she picked a simple, glossy emerald dress. Also, we couldn’t miss the emerald touches in her jewellery. Simplicity and intentionality >>>>

    BK Arena

    Then she turned up on the stage like this. Loveee it.

    Soraia Ramos

    We absolutely love this effortless look from Portuguese-Cape Verdean singer, Soraia. We haven’t seen anyone else that can turn Kiwi into a fashion drip.

    Soraia Ramos

    Mucyo Sandrine

    Mucyo Sandrine came draped in a bead-embroidered sequin, covered with an orange and pink fluffy design. The dress is well put together, and we think Mucyo had to remind us why she’s one of the hottest fashion models on the continent.

    BK Arena

    2Baba

    We know why 2Baba came in agbada and Hausa cap — he’s now an elder-statesman in African music. Plus, cultural representation is never out of style.

    BK Arena

    Nomcebo Zikode

    The twisted shoulder design, framed corset and open-finger gloves are beautiful. Also, the short afro haircut and royal-blue tail blend the gorgeous look together. Nothing screamed “royalty is here” like the colour choice and quality tailoring.

    Azarias Muecalla

    Who knew cowries would bang this hard on a suit? Look at the petal design stapled at the hand which low key doubles as a hand-fan, and tell us the coolest looks don’t come from the most daring people. Nice one, Azarias.

    Rutshelle Guillaume

    All-black looks always eat. But Haitian singer Rutshelle munched everything with her thigh-slit dress, complimented by flying wings and arm gloves — giving an I’m-here-for-what-is-mine look. Behold, she bagged Best Artist in The Carribean category at the ceremony.

    Maureen

    We don’t know if she picked this dress a day before this event or if she just likes simple outfits, but the knee-length golden heels spiced up her look. Somehow, it ate.

    BK Arena

    Viviane Chidid

    She stepped on stage for her performance in this beautiful patterned gown. She first appeared with a long fur coat hanging over her shoulder, then took it off with poise; Viviane served a proper don-chic look.

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  • Another weekend to take a break (yinmu) from the dictates of capitalism and let your hair down while listening to some smooth music — you deserve it.

    Kicking off today, once every week (till talent pools run dry, which is impossible), we’ll introduce you to a new R&B artist emerging across Africa.

    We present to you Enaky from Bayelsa State, Nigeria.

    As more people clamour for more women’s participation in music, rising star Enaye Igoniwari, better known as Enaky, is set to put her native Bayelsa state on the global map as she presents Family, her debut in Nigeria’s music scene. 

    Looking back on how far she’s come, Enaky traces her evolution in music, taciturn childhood, the inspiration behind her single, getting signed to a record label, new responsibility and what’s next for her career.

    First off, congrats on inking your first record deal. Can we get a peep into your background?

    I was born and raised in Ogbia local government in Yenagoa, Bayelsa State. I had typical Bayelsan parents, and they were strict. So I was at home all the time, spending time with myself, watching TV or pressing my phone. I just wanted to learn as much as I could. It was during this learning phase I found myself exploring music.

    That was very recreational for me. When I began taking my singing very serious, it wasn’t as easy, but I always felt like I could ride on till the end. Practice turned into a daily thing for me. I covered songs and did a lot of freestyles, many of them didn’t even make it to my socials. Throughout my uni days, it was me and YouTube beats.

    How long have you been pushing independently before the record deal came along?

    It’s funny, but my first studio recording was only two years ago.

    No other experiences before that time?

    I had been making freestyles and covers in my room, but didn’t get a chance to record an official studio track until 2021. That said, my involvement with music started since I was a kid. When I was 11, I joined the choir, even though I had stage fright. Then, I started writing poems in primary school and became serious with it when I entered junior secondary school.

    I didn’t know I’d be doing music at the time; creative writing has helped me.

    Fair. Let’s discuss Family, your first official single, under NSB Entertainment. How did it come together?

    The song is about my personal experiences with people. A few years ago, my tolerance and trust were broken: I’ll share the full story when I’m ready, but this song came together from my craving for honesty and peace.

    Family is the fastest song I have written so far. It was easy to pour out my pain points based on my experiences with people.

    Yeah, it sounds a bit personal. It’s brilliant songwriting

    Yeah. I have been a writer since my secondary school days.

    Also, growing up, we didn’t stay in one place for long. I never spent more than a year in any secondary school except in university. So that also gave me some variety when I approach music.


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    What has changed since you got signed?

    Everything has changed.

    My daily activity has changed. Before, it was me in my room, singing something to lift my spirit. Now it’s all pro. It’s more practice, studio sessions, meetings and soaking up games from the smart people around me. Even the messages I received then and the ones I get now are different. People used to text me and be like, “Hey, I saw your freestyle video and liked it. You’re amazing. Keep it up.” Now it’s more stuff like, “Wow, omo, you don blow o.”

    That shows me that people now see the effort of the team and I — the professionalism and the whole packaging are becoming glaring, and people are noticing.

    Also, the idea of a musician I had in my head is entirely different from what it is now. I thought musicians write music, record, eat and, rest. I never thought about the responsibilities until I got to this phase. But now I understand it demands dedication, self-control, discipline, focus and drive — my craft is being invested in and it’s business more than ever. I have to be consistent with good music, my posts and my interactions. Even on days I feel down, I’m learning to pull myself back up. I have to keep getting better. Whether I like it or not, there are expectations I have to deliver on, and I cannot fuck up.

    But I’m very aware I’m not an unsigned artist in my room anymore — a group of people share my visions and are ready to accomplish them with me, and I must make that easy for them.

    What’s next for Enaky?

    Growth, growth, growth. I want to keep creating music that stands the test of time. I want to make catalogues of emotive songs that people can always lean on. I always keep it honest and straight from the heart. Also, my first music project should be out in November — I’m very excited to share when it’s time.

  • Before someone picks up koboko to remind me that Nigeria is already hell and nothing concerns us with Halloween, I get it. But, I still think we can enjoy things without being too deep or critical of them.

    That’s why I have this list of scary Nigerian movies to watch here while they trick-and-treat abroad. Are you sat? Let’s dig.

    Koto Aiye (1989)

    This movie by late film producer Yekini Ajileye was released in 1989, and it’s hands down one of the scariest occult titles in Nigeria. Evil witches terrorised a village so much that there was little the good witches could do.

    When a prophecy came about a saviour coming in the form of a baby, the evil witches — including the king’s first wife— devised plans to scatter everything. Even the king, Oba Adedapo, wasn’t spared — man carried a protruding stomach for a long time because the witches housed their birds inside him. Mad.

    The movie is in two parts. You have a long, thrilling night ahead of you.

    https://youtu.be/r4CBIRnUzvs?feature=shared

    Ologbo Iya Agba

    This title in English translates to “grandma’s cat.” This film was once the hottest thing on the street, and it was hard to find a copy at film rentals because people had rented it out. I remember how we all became scared of older women who kept cats as pets.

    You should see this.

    Nneka the Pretty Serpent (1994)

    This film came out when VHS was still the reigning champ. Although the title called Nneka a serpent, she could also turn into a cat. Nneka is a spirit-possessed lady who goes around town tormenting promiscuous married men and their families— total menace; even prayers hardly worked against her.

    I recommend that the relationship people watch this with their partner to subtly let them know the consequences of cheating on the loves of their lives.

    Living in Bondage (1992)

    Before you press play on this film, its title makes you whisper that bondage isn’t your portion. Living In Bondage, the OG version, follows the story of a money-ritual cult that demands the loved ones of its members as sacrifices to keep their wealth flowing. Andy, the main character, was even told to blind and castrate himself to appease his wife’s ghost that’s haunting him up and down.

    Did this man receive help or partially kill himself to escape his ghost-wife? Find out in this and part 2. 

    Hex (2015)

    This Clarence Peters’ film, divided into four episodes, follows the story of five young Nigerians who accidentally hit a drunken man on the road, finished him off with a car jack and dumped him in the lagoon.

    None of these guys had rest of mind since the incident, but that was nothing compared to the fright their victim’s ghost gave them before finally killing them gruesomely. Play Hex and watch it pull your wig back, leaving you on the edge of your seat.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOVA6Tzkoy4&list=PLRDkog-uSpvcv1uufuIC0oCBixGSd-RbW

    Eran Iya Oshogbo (1999)

    I don’t know why Nollywood makes humans possess animals and vice versa in its horror flicks. Still, this movie, Eran Iya Osogbo (the goat of the woman from Osogbo), isn’t an exception. In it, you’ll see how a woman loved her goat more than her neighbours and everyone else.

    This goat of hers was a riot in the whole town. It was so powerful you could take a bite of your shawarma, and it’d land in the goat’s mouth. Eran Iya Oshogbo is also in two parts and will leave your mouth wide open after you’ve exclaimed “omo” like 100 times.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1xiIHkYuxc&pp=ygUPZXJhbiBpeWEgb3NvZ2Jv

    Karishika (1996)

    Before I heard that people could turn into an orange or a Health 5 football, I saw a woman give birth to a yam tuber in Karishika. Straight out of the household of Lucifer, Karishika and her demonic colleagues went on a rampage to cause people to sin and lead them to the kingdom of hell. This film has the right amount of Nigerian spookiness.

    Karishika was so powerful that Falz made a song and remix, begging God to protect him from her.

    After Halloween, come hang out at the biggest meat and grill festival in Lagos on November 11th. Cop your ticket asap.

  • For the people who don’t know, Madam Koi Koi is an African urban legend. If you like, you can also call her an imaginary ghost who comes out at night to terrorise hallways and dormitories in boarding schools. It’s said that her brand is unmistakable: she wears a pair of red shoes or just one heel.

    This year, Nollywood is bringing back this feared ghost of the past, but in a cinematic way. Although some people will find out about Madam Koi Koi for the first time, this picture might provide answers to the scary narratives that have circulated for years.

    So far, this is everything to know about Nollywood’s Madam Koi Koi project.

    The Origin: Madam Koi Koi

    From the title of this picture, The Origin: Madam Koi Koi, we’ll likely see how Koi Koi came to be what she is. We have no doubt this is a horror flick though.

    It is produced by Display Universal and Marturion Media

    Display Universal is under the leadership of Nigerian filmmaker and author Jay Franklyn Jituboh.

    While Display Universal may not be a popular name yet, they’re the production team behind the new African Magic original, Direct Message. Moreover, the company’s sound department handled the sound design of the Nigerian TV show, Blood Sister.

    Marturion Media is an entertainment content production company headed by Nigerian filmmaker Michael. W. Ndiomu.

    Also, The Origin: Madam Koi Koi will be distributed by FilmOne Entertainment.

    Franklyn and Boladale

    The story of The Origin: Madam Koi Koi was written (and also directed) by Jay Franklyn Jituboh (Keeping Up, Caught), and Boladale Falola (She, Mr. and Mrs. A), the head writer at Display Universal.

    Set in the 1990s

    From the images Display Universal posted on their IG page, The Origin: Madam Koi Koi is set sometime in the 1990s. If we take the cue and go by the hashtag, #Malomo1991, that follows all the Madam Koi Koi film posts on Display Universal and Jay Franklyn’s IG pages — the events likely happened in the year 1991. We don’t know if “Malomo” is a person or town’s name, but we shall find out when the film comes out.

    Cast members

    This film will feature known faces like Ireti Doyle (playing the catholic school principal) and Deyemi Okanlawon (murder inspector). The Origin: Madam Koi Koi also boasts of more professionals like Kevin T. Solomon (Cloud Nine), Omowunmi Dada (Ayinla), Ejiro Onojaife (Brotherhood) and Martha Ehinome (The Pretty Ones Are the Loneliest).

    This is a solid cast. Don’t play.

    Production is wrapped

    The filming of The Origin: Madam Koi Koi began on May 15th, 2022 and also ended in the same year. The filming was handled by Amarachukwu ‘Maara’ Udoezika (Alone, The Perfect Arrangement, Badboys and Bridesmaid) and Idowu Adedapo (Road to Yesterday, King of Thieves, King of Boys).

    Release date

    This film’s first teaser came out on October 17th, 2023. Also, the full movie will debut and start showing on Netflix on October 31st.

    Please, do quick and drop release date, Uncle Jay Franklyn.

    Hello there!

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  • A number of new recording and performing artists don’t know much about  the business when they get into the music industry. Reminds me of when Asake said he signed his YBNL contract without thinking twice or even showing a lawyer.

    Mr. Money may be lucky to get a transparent deal. But many don’t, and their ignorance exposes them to being victims of bad contracts, users and vultures.

    First of all, music making isn’t music business

    Making music is only a part of a musician’s job. Before recording starts, the business is already in effect. This can be observed in how artist’s respond to trends or cater to what listeners want. 

    The business aspect of the industry also affects how collaborations work. When an artist thinks or say something like, “what will I gain working with this artist?” That’s the business  of music manifesting.

    Post-recording and post-mix, conversations about rollout plans, locations to focus on and more come up. That’s business. It’s why music is called a product, and you know a top quality and  well-marketed product sells.

    Also, an artist can focus on the art if they can afford a team that can handle the business.

    If you’ve established that the music business is as important as the music creation, it’s high time you knew some terms and their meanings (you’ll hear and see them often).

    Split sheet

    This is a formal agreement made by contributors of a song, i.e., the performer(s), music producer(s), songwriter(s), collaborator(s). This sheet contains their names, phone numbers, emails, dates, roles and contributions to the song. The split sheet is important because every contributor’s roles are marked out, and it makes it easier for everyone to get credited and paid.

    More importantly, you have rights to negotiate terms. Before you put your pen on the dotted lines and sign, keep a good entertainment lawyer around.

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    Copyright

    Music copyright proves your legal ownership of a music recording or sound. When you copyright your music legally, another person can’t recreate it and claim it’s theirs.

    Remember when Dammy Krane said he originally made and owned Wizkid’s Baba Nla? Or when one producer said Olamide stole Don’t Stop from him and D’Banj? They couldn’t prove these allegations because there was no evidence.

    Music royalties

    Music royalties are the payment entitled to songwriters, composers, AND recording artists of a song. The people are known as the right holders.

    Gbera, go collect your money (Kiss Daniel’s voice).

    Publishing rights

    A song’s composition is under the publishing rights. By composition, I mean the lyrics, chords and melodies laid in a song.

    The entitled owner of a publishing right owns the performance (on TV or live events) and mechanical royalties (the monetisation of digital or physical reproduction of your copyrighted work).

    Masters

    This is the original recording of a musical composition. The recording artist that owns a master has rights to the record sales and streaming royalties. If they’re signed, the label get a piece. Okay?

    360 deal

    This is an exclusive all-round deal that allows the record company that signs you to enjoy some percentages of your earnings from all your revenue streams.

    Don’t sign away too much power then wonder later that your label has hands in all your pockets.

    Allow songwriting

    Don’t beat up an artist (except rappers 💀) for paying another person to write songs from them. Not every great vocalist is a great songwriter. Also, songwriting is a real job and people get hired, paid and get credited for it.

    In addition, our music industry should fix up. We need a Nigerian songwriters association.

    Beat licensing

    Beat licensing is when a producer creates a beat and uploads it to a beat store. Anyone can buy it and use it for their own records. In exchange for that, the producer gives you a licensing agreement that authorises you to use as you like.

    Now the licensing you get can be exclusive: means you have full rights to the beats. No limitation or expiration.

    The non-exclusive license has expiration and puts limitations on views, plays and streams. So pick your option.

    Sampling

    Nigerian music fans criticise artists so much for sampling that one would think it’s a crime. But it’s not — it’s just a creative way of adding a sound or music recording into another sound or music recording, thus creating a distinct sound. Sometimes it’s a vocal or kick in a song that’s layered on another song.

    It’s neither a crime for Burna Boy to sample Fela in his music, nor for Portable to sample Bola Are. As long as they get permission from the song owner(s) and follow all due processes, it’s cool. Sample police.

    Music distribution

    This is the process of getting music from the artist to making it accessible to the audience. Whether getting the physical copies to Alaba market or uploading to all streaming sites — this is music distribution.

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