• Nigerians have always used music as a means to either escape or reflect the times. As we gear up for the 2023 election year with campaigns kicking off as early as next year, we’ve  pulled out some old songs that captured the reality of Nigerians then (and now). From Fela in 1977 to Wande Coal in 2009, these songs show that in terms of real change, Nigeria still has a long way to go. 

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    1. Eedris Abdulkareem – Jaga Jaga

    One of the most controversial political drags in Nigerian history, Eedris Abdulkareem’s Jaga Jaga was so powerful that ex-president Olusegun Obasanjo banned it from radios across the country. Released at a time when corruption was becoming the norm, 19 years later, this song still describes the current state of the country. 

    2. 2Face – E Be Like Say 

    An iconic song from 2face’s second album, E Be Like Say gives an accurate description of a typical Nigerian election year. In this song, he sings about being tired of politicians peddling the same lies every four years, just so they can secure votes. It’s an important song to listen to as we step into 2022, which is set to be a tense campaign year leading up to the general elections of 2023. 

    3. Wande Coal – Se Na Like This? 

    On his debut album, Wande Coal asked this very important question. Looking at the current situation of the country, we’re sure Black Diamond has a sense of what the answer looks like. 

    4. Black Face – Hard Life 

    Blackface may be known now as the guy who drags 2face to court now and then, but despite all this drama, his bop, Hard Life, has remained relevant over the years. Life was hard for Nigerians then and unfortunately, not much has changed now. 

    5. African China – Mr President 

    This song is what we’d like to call iconic. Not only does African China throw shade at the justice system for going after poor people while allowing rich criminals to strut in peace, he also demands that all tiers of government sit down and do the job they were hired to do. 

    6. Fela – Sorrow, Tears & Blood

    If there’s one thing 2020 taught us, it is that Nigeria hasn’t changed much since Fela dropped his 1977 hit, Sorrow, Tears & Blood. Continuing in his role as the artistic moral conscience of his time, Fela spoke about the brutality and corruption within the Nigerian security force. Over 40 years later, the same issues continue to plague this generation of Nigerians.  

    7. Sound Sultan – 2010 with M.I 

    Remember in the early 2000s when the Nigerian government kept hammering on 2010 as the year the country would finally get constant electricity? Well, 2010 was 11 years ago. Kindly raise your hands if you have constant power. We’re trying to check for something. 

    8. Asa – Jailer 

    On the opening song of her 2007 classic self-titled album, Asa reminds listeners that while she might be in chains, we (knowingly or unknowingly) are in chains too. A poetic way of telling us that breakfast will reach everybody, this song remains poignant even today. 

    9. PSquare – Oga Police 

    At the height of their stardom, PSquare released this song, chronicling two different encounters with the Nigerian police. Based on true events or false, these stories show scenarios young Nigerians today can relate to, especially when it comes to their interactions with the police.

  • Adapting a book and transferring it to the screen is no easy task. While Hollywood is known for churning out like 80 adaptations a year, Nigerian novels rarely get adapted, and even when they do, some of them make us wish the source material had been left alone. Following the success of Kunle Afolayan’s Swallow (and its many wigs) and HBO’s current adaptation of Chimamanda Adichie’s Americannah starring Lupita Nyong’o, we decided to list out some of the other adaptations we’re excited to see in the coming years. 

    1. The Secret Lives of Baba Segi’s Wives – Lola Soneyin

    While Lola Soneyin’s debut novel has already been adapted into a critically acclaimed play starring Bimbo Akintola and Uzor Asimkpa, in 2020, EbonyLife Studio’s Mo Abudu announced that she was adapting the award-winning book in a collaboration with Netflix. 

    The book, which can be described as Fuji House of Commotion on steroids follows a polygamist, Baba Segi, and the chaos that unfolds when he decides to bring in a younger, more exposed woman into the family as his fourth wife. Although we don’t have a date yet, let’s just say we are super excited to see this one when it hits the screen. 

    Freshwater – Akwaeke Emezi

    A controversial story and a pretty interesting read, Akwaeke Emezi’s Freshwater is the autobiography of an Ogbanje. Yes, you read that right. Its lead character Ada begins to manifest different alter egos and down the line, shit blows up fast (read it for the full gist). An adaptation was announced back in 2019 by FX, the American channel known for another creepy show, American Horror Story. We’re still waiting to see it, so fingers crossed. 

    Children of Blood and Bone – Tomi Adeyemi 

    There was a time when almost everybody had a copy of this book either in their hands or somewhere in their house like a piece of decoration. While the author has been known to get into a little bit of drama here and there, we’re still gassed to see the adaptation of this award-winning book. The book follows its protagonist, Zellie as she fights to restore magic to the Orisha Kingdom. Currently in development at LucasFilms—the brains behind Star Wars, this is one book that seems to be in long development hell. Anyway, we’re willing to wait. 

    Who Fears Death – Nnedi Okoroafor 

    For a country that understands the intricacies of juju, it’s funny that we don’t have a lot of books that focus on magic. Chronicling the magical journey of its protagonist, Onyesonwu, Who Fears Death is one of Nnedi Okoroafor’s best works. The science fantasy novel is set to be adapted by HBO into a television series. Why are we itching to see this? Bruh, HBO gave us Game of Thrones, so we already know this adaptation is going to be fire. 

    Death and the King’s Horseman – Wole Soyinka

    Although Chimamanda Adichie’s Half of a Yellow Sun gave us a fictional glimpse into Nigeria’s political history, not a lot of Nigerian adaptations have touched on this. Based on a true story about the horseman of a Yoruba King who is prevented from committing ritual suicide by colonial authorities, this play has all the makings of a quality drama. Currently being shot by EbonyLife in collaboration with Netflix, this is one project we’re looking forward to, most especially because it’s one of the few being adapted by Nigerians.

  • No one is doing it like Wizkid right now. With two Grammy nominations, sold-out shows across the world, and an inescapable global smash hit that cracked the Billboard Hot 100 and became the official song of the summer, Wizkid has had a pretty stellar year. While the rest of the world might be whining their waist and screaming “you don’t need no other body”, day ones like us who knew Ayodeji back when he wore carrot jeans, know that our boy’s discography is untouchable. Here’s a pretty accurate ranking of Big W’s best songs. 

    Note: It’s our list, if you don’t like it, you can catch us outside. 

    10. Beat of Life (Samba) with Sarz

    We decided to start with the most gingered song on this list. While Sarz has proven that he’s not our mate, back in 2012, he was just the sweet-looking producer who successfully fused Afrobeats and EDM to create this massive banger that rocked our world. Did we know the meaning of “Samba”? No. But that didn’t stop us from popping our booties on the dance floor. 

    9. Anoti 

    When Wiz announced a deluxe version of Made in Lagos, some of us were scared he would ruin a near-perfect album with filler tracks, but alas, we were wrong. The standout track from this new version has become one of our favorite Wizkid songs. You know a song is a jam when it comes with a dance move. While Wizkid might have started the dance craze by chance, placing Anoti on this list was 100% intentional on our part. 

    8. Energy with Skepta

    No one can tell you nonsense when this jam comes on. Looking back, this song and Fever gave us a taste of what to expect from Made in Lagos—cool, stress-free vibes. Energy does its best to remind us to just relazz and be taken kiaroff, because this life is one and we only deal with positive vibes. 

    7. Sweet Love 

    Sounds from the Otherside is undoubtedly one of Wizkid’s most underrated albums and a record way ahead of its time. The album’s opening track is also one of the hottest Wizkid tracks. Complete with saxophones reminiscent of Fela when he wasn’t dragging the government, Sweet Love deserved way better and we’re ready to fight anyone who disagrees.

    6. Jaiye Jaiye with Femi Kuti 

    A combination of Afrobeat and afrobeats, Jaiye Jaiye is one of the best tracks off Wizkid’s self-titled album, Ayo. The Sarz-produced track finds Wizkid holding his own alongside powerhouse legend, Femi Kuti. This song also reminds us that any free money we get, we should use it for enjoyment and ball for two. When we’re talking about iconic Wizkid songs, this is one of the first songs that come to mind. 

    5. Pakurumo

    It banged then and it still bangs now. We all danced and lost our home training as Wizkid listed all the female Yoruba names he could find. This song, complete with its video, gave us the ultimate party vibe. A piece of advice, if you go to an owambe and you don’t hear this song, omo, there’s a strong chance their jollof rice won’t slap. Don’t say we didn’t warn you. 

    4. On Top Your Matter

    Yoruba men are known for having “sweet mouths” and here, we find Wizkid tapping into his inner Yoruba playboy journal. He first offers his life to his lover like a pack of small chops and as if that’s not enough, he goes ahead to compare her beauty to the queen mothers of the sea. Well, it’s a jam and we’re still obsessed five years later. 

    3. No Lele

    “Ojuelegba shita. Ask your sister. My music travel, no visa.” The opening line of this song says it all. Wizkid knows who he is and to be honest, he’s not wrong. 

    2. Essence with Tems

    Yes, finally. We know you’ve been waiting for this moment. Breathe, you’ve won. 

    If there’s one song that defined 2021, it’s Wizkid’s Essence. This song is an earworm so wormy, it almost borders on annoying. But you know what? Try as we might, we can’t deny how much this song hits our brains and waists. With Tems providing the sonic heartbeat for this song, Essence has undoubtedly changed the game for afrobeats and we couldn’t be happier. 

    1. Ojuelegba

    Inspired by his humble beginnings, this is the song that shot Wizkid into the global music space. If there’s one thing we all relate to as Nigerians, it’s finding hope despite our struggles and no song captures this hope better than Ojuelegba. Famously remixed by Drake and Skepta way before One Dance and Energy, it would be hard to compile a list of iconic Nigerian songs without throwing this hit into the mix.

  • The first time Patrick Imohiosen saw a DJ, he felt like he was witnessing magic. “I didn’t even know what it was called at the time,” he tells Zikoko. “I thought this guy had to be some sort of magician, so I went home with that memory in mind and started asking questions.” 

    Years later, Imohiosen, better known as DJ Neptune, has become one of the biggest DJs out of Africa. Starting songs with his signature word, “Greatness”, Neptune’s sound has become a mainstay on the Nigerian music scene with a lengthy collaborator list that has earned him the moniker, “Africa’s DJ Khaled”. Transitioning from a party DJ to working at Ray Power FM, and then, creating records of his own, DJ Neptune has worn many hats and maintained relevance over the last two decades. His debut album, Greatness, lined up superstars like Burna Boy, Davido, Yemi Alade, Runtown and MI. 

    Now, almost three years later, DJ Neptune is back with his sophomore album, Greatness 2.0. With 27 features cutting across different parts of the continent, the award-winning DJ has created a truly pan-African LP.   

    You released your debut album Greatness in 2018 and now, three years later, we have Greatness 2.0. What’s up with the gap between the first and second records? 

    Honestly, this album was meant to come out last year, after I had taken out a year to work on it. But Covid happened and it forced me to go back to the drawing board to work on new songs with new artists, and just rethink the album. I may just release 3.0 next year. 

    You’ve already worked on a new album? 

    At least 20% is done. We resume work in January. 

    Mad! What’s up with “Greatness” though? Are we sticking to that title? 

    LOL. Yes! It means a lot to me. Being in the game for 20 years? There must be something great about what I do. I also believe in speaking things into existence. 

    This album has 27 features I counted. How did you select the artists involved? 

    When you DJ, you get introduced to new sounds and artists every day. Mixing and changing tracks, I get ideas of who I’d like to work with and what would work for them. I try to work on collaborations that people don’t expect. It’s not easy landing these artists, but I’m willing to wait five years if I think someone is the right fit. 

    Has this happened before? 

    Ah. Yes, it has. Blood and Fire with Jesse Jagz and MI from my last album is an example. I recorded with Jesse in 2015 but didn’t get MI’s verse until 2018. I just sat on it for three years. A lot goes into these records and it’s always insane that some tracks end up not making the album. 

    Any such songs on this Greatness 2.0? 

    There’s a sick track with Zinolesky that didn’t make this one, and because I posted a snippet a long time ago, people are dragging me. 

    Why? 

    I felt the album was already choked up. These days, people have a short attention span so you must consider that when curating an album. 

    Fair. So how did you decide on the final 16 tracks? 

    Took me about six weeks of sending private links to people I trusted for their opinion on the best 10. After a while, I just said, “fuck it”, and put it out. 

    Interesting. You’ve got rapidly rising stars Lojay, Cheque, Blaqbonez and Omah Lay. What drew you to these guys? 

    Mehn, Cheque has been able to redefine trap in a way that’s super sexy and catchy. You just want to listen to Zoom over and over again. After working with Blaqbonez, I knew I wanted him on the album. For Lojay, I was in the club and they kept playing Monalisa. I eventually got the chance to work with both of them later. With Lojay, I recorded about four songs, but we decided on putting out Only Fans with Zlatan. 

    For Only Fans, I had a strategy. Zlatan would take it to the streets and Lojay would take it to the posh clubs. It was a thing where we could merge their fan bases. As much as I love making music, I still have to be a strategic businessman. 

    Brilliant. Your first-ever single was the rap hit, 123 with MI, Naeto C and Dagrin. You return to the rap scene with Ladipoe, Blaqbonez and Phyno on this album. How has rap changed since 123

    The sound and style of delivery have evolved. Rap is a bit softer and relatable, but it hasn’t alienated real Hip-hop heads. There’s an argument that Hip-Hop is dead, but I think otherwise. Rappers are evolving and trying new things. 

    I’m curious as to how a DJ creates a record, especially when they don’t sing or produce. 

    There are different ways to make music. If you can produce, that’s an added value. As DJs, our knowledge of music is broad and there are genres I’ve listened to that are still bubbling under. If you have all this knowledge, you can conceptualise how you want a record to sound, work with a producer to nail the beat in your head, and then curate the artists that work on it. It doesn’t matter who produces it; it’s your idea and vision. 

    Nice. How do you decide the pairing of artists on your records? 

    I’ll use Rise Up as an example. When I got the beat, I had an idea of making a motivational song, so I called Waje and explained my idea to her. We worked on a melody and laid the foundation. Meantime, I chased like two rappers who just didn’t get my vision until I met Laycon. He had just left the BBNaija house, so he could relate to the message. To strike a balance with hard-hitting rap, I brought on Ladipoe, but it still didn’t feel complete, so I thought of adding a little soul with the Kabusa Choir. 

    One artist seems to be your fave, appearing on all your albums and across multiple features. What is the deal between you and Mr. Eazi? 

    That’s my guy. We’re friends and business partners through Empawa. Asides from that, Eazi makes beautiful music. His sound just grows on you with its catchy sing-along tune.

    How do you know a sound is popping and not just some random phase? 

    It’s really just instinct. I listen to a lot of music and I make sure my mind is open. When I made an amapiano version of Nobody last year, people didn’t get it at first. I remember people talking about it being just a phase, but look at us a year later. And it’s only going to get bigger now that the western world is catching up with it.

    Nobody blew up when we were all locked up at home. How did it feel having a hit record you couldn’t perform outside or listen to in the club? 

    I think the lockdown made it more of the hit it is today. It was easier to concentrate and consume music because we were all looking for entertainment. Nobody ended up being the most used song on Triller in Africa and the third overall in the world. Imagine Janet Jackson, Ludacris and Terry Riley posting it on social media. I sent Janet a DM, thanking her for posting it, and she went on about how much she loved the record. Lockdown or no lockdown, the song did what it had to do. 

    What is the major difference between Greatness and Greatness 2.0

    This time around, I was in a space where I wanted to create a regional project bigger than Nigeria. I wanted an album that would capture Africa as a whole. Focalistic covered amapiano and South Africa; Harmonize and Angela covered East Africa, and there’s also Hip-Life with Stonebwoy from Ghana. Streaming has made it easier to reach a wider market, so as an artist, it’s important not to limit yourself.

    As an artist and a DJ, what makes a song pop? 

    It’s a fusion of everything. But for me, I observe the production, the melody, hook and if there’s a catchy phrase that will get people’s attention. The rap and verse could be bland, but if the chorus is catchy, people will just wait for the chorus and ignore the rest. 

    You’ve been in the game for 20 years now; how have you been able to hack the tricky dynamics of the industry for so long? 

    Mehn, first of all, it’s God’s grace. Then there’s the passion and hunger that still drives me today. Even with the positive response to this album, I’m out there looking for how to make the third one better than this. The main goal for me is not just to be identified as that DJ from Nigeria; I want to be the African DJ that can sell out any venue. If South Africa’s Black Coffee can do it, then it’s possible. 

    Looking back on your career, what’s the proudest moment? 

    Winning the Headies award last year for Best Pop Single, and Song of the Year with Nobody. That was like writing history because it had never been won by a DJ before. Now I’m hungry to create more. 

  • Kizz Daniel has had us in a chokehold since dropping “Woju” in 2015. With new music and some interesting collaborations hitting the streets, we decided to ask Nigerians what they thought about his new EP, “Barnabas” for Love It/Hate It. 

    Sarah – His music has evolved, love it!

    Kizz Daniel’s sound is evolving and I like it. Just like Adekunle Gold, you can see that he’s adopting this new fusion of Afrobeats that’s very chill and mellow. He’s making the kind of music you’d hear from Buju or Fireboy. Music that you can just vibe to, you don’t really have to dance and shit. Pour Me Water could’ve easily been a Buju song. 

    Kayito – I hate that unnecessary The Cavemen feature. 

    It’s not the worst song, but if you’re going to do a song with The Cavemen, you have to make it epic! As a fan of The Cavemen, I can’t stand that Oshe song. Also, The Cavemen too should learn to say “no” abeg. Is it every feature you will carry your guitars and drums to? Maybe I went in with too high expectations.

    Wale – Why is Kizz Daniel out here singing about racism? 

    I like the EP. For the first time in a long time, I was like, “Okay, now I get why this guy is still relevant.” I appreciate the writing because honestly, Nigerians rarely care about the writing process, but I also felt like he was doing the most to appeal to oyinbos. But with all that is happening in Nigeria, why is this man out in the streets singing about racism? Skin is just weird to me. 

    Ifeyinwa – I need something new, some edge. 

    I’m tired of male artists singing about how they’re the best thing to happen to women since sliced bread. Kizz is a Yoruba man. Wickedness is in his DNA. Why does he always sing these love songs about all he’s going to do for a girl? I need something new. He tried to do it with F**k You, and he definitely needs to do it again.

    Josh – This is the best record of the year!

    Last year, Odogwu, Big W, Tiwa and Davido all dropped albums, and this year has just been meh. Until Kizz Daniel changed that. 

    I like the EP a lot! Kizz knows how to make hits even though most of the songs sound the same. 

  • Old Nollywood has given us many gems. From bird nest wigs to the bat shit violence of husband snatchers, the industry has us in a major chokehold. But if there’s one thing (honestly, there’s a lot) that stresses us about old Nollywood, it’s the way they portrayed different jobs. Here are some professions Nollywood constantly portrays in terrible or unrealistic ways:

    1. Doctors: 

    In old Nollywood, this loosely translates to the bearer of bad news. We dare you to count the number of times you’ve seen a doctor in a Nollywood film share good news. Most of the time, they stroll into the waiting room to casually announce that they’ve “lost” the patient. Where sir? Then there’s the part where doctors suggest spiritual help, be it a pastor or an actual babalawo. How wild is that? 

    2. Lawyers: 

    If your dream of becoming a lawyer is based on a Nollywood film, then omo, you’re in serious wahaleux. Real lawyers will admit that the way it’s shown in films is nothing like it is in reality. All lawyers in Nollywood know how to do is shout “My Lord” and “Your Highness” up and down. It’s actually hilarious to watch as long as you don’t take it seriously. 

    3. “Into Business” 

    Almost every old Nollywood actor has used this line before, followed by a conversation about “containers on the high sea”. This vague ass job description is the most common role in Nollywood films. Okay, you’re into business. What type of business, dear? Are you into poultry or are you selling lace? You have to be specific. It’s almost like the writers wrote a whole story and forgot to give their lead character a job until the last minute. You and your business can geddifok! 

    4. Campus Slay Queen 

    You might not think this is a job, but to the rest of us who understand bad bitchery, this is a full-time job. Nollywood flogged this trope like it stole money from the Actors Guild of Nigeria (AGN). Old Nollywood movies made us believe the minute you enter a university in your heels and spaghetti straps, the whole campus will stop. Lies! First off, who is  wearing heels to class every day? Is Nigeria not hard enough? Secondly, finding one man is a struggle, imagine finding two men who look like Emeka Ike and Ramsey Noah to fight over your heart. 

    5. Witches

    The day the Nigerian Association of Witches (NAW) will decide to visit Nollywood, we will just sit back and laugh. While Hollywood was showing us witches reading and fighting with toothpicks, Nollywood always made its witches old and haggard. Why? Witches can be sexy too. Also, the part where all witches only worry about trapping men feels like a false narrative. We don’t have experience here at Zikoko, but something tells us Nigerian witches have bigger fishes to fry.

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  • Selecting a picture for your Instagram feed is hard. But you know what’s harder? Picking the right caption to go along with it. To make it easier to stunt on your fantasy haters, we’ve compiled some lyrics from Nigerian songs that also double as badass Instagram captions. 

    1. Ayra Starr – “This bad bitch bad every day.”, Bloody Samaritan

    It’s not easy being one of the biggest pop stars on the continent, and Ayra Starr knows this. On the standout track from her debut album, 19 & Dangerous, she reminds us that being a bad bitch is a full-time job. 

    2. Olamide – “Ma lo fe broke niggas, fight for your life.”, Rock 

    This caption works for two types of people: people with rich boyfriends asking everyone else to step up, and rich boyfriends reminding everyone else that they’re poor as shit. If you are publicly broke or dating a broke man, please refrain from using this. 

    3. Buju – “I’ve never stopped in my life so tell me why would I stop now?”, Never Stopped 

    This caption works when you’ve just gotten a big win and want to announce it to your followers. It’s basically a calmer way of reminding everyone that you’ve always been (and will always be) a bad bitch. Periodt!

    4. Bella Shmurda – “Ice on my neck. Ice on my wrist.”, Cash App

    This caption works at the end of the month when it’s salary week and you’re rich AF! 

    5. Tems – “Don’t call my phone you’re not a madman.”, Damages 

    Channel your inner Temilade and remind that guy that you’ve stepped up. As a Nigerian man, he’ll probably still call you, but at least you’ve warned him sha. 

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    6. Davido – “Love is sweet o! When money enter love is sweeter.”, Assurance 

    If there’s one thing Davido will do, it’s give us mysterious lyrics of wisdom. From seeing people’s waists in their eyes to “shuku shaker, aya shoemaker”, Shakespeare no do pass Davido. This caption works for when you’re at an expensive restaurant doing “his view, my view.” 

    7. Rema – “My body sweet pass hot eba.”, Lady 

    We had to alter the lyrics to this song because Amaka can’t be the only banging babe in town. This post works whenever you feel like the shit! Leaving the gym, going out for a night out in the town or just launching a new fit, best believe hot eba has nothing on you. 

    8. Wizkid – “Lagos today, London tomorrow.”, Jaiye Jaiye 

    This is for team #CatchingFlightsNotFeelings. Get into it.

    9. Ladipoe – “Life gettin’ sweeter, no use water dilute my Ribena.”, Feeling

    Every line on Feeling could work as an Instagram caption, but for some reason, this is our favorite. When you really think about it, there’s nothing sweeter than undiluted Ribena. 

    10. Tiwa Savage – “I no come this life to suffer.”, Koroba 

    When Ms. Kele Kele said this line, we all felt it in our souls. This caption works every time you decide to spend your last cash on enjoyment. Last last, this life is just one, so buy that Shawarma with double sausages today. 

    Don’t say we didn’t do anything for you.

  • Nothing gets the internet going like a hot and spicy celebrity showdown. From Olamide dividing Lagos into two (one for him and the other for Don Jazzy) to Wizkid dragging Davido by his invisible edges by likening his voice to that of a frog, the internet has given us some of the most hilarious beefs of the decade. 

    Olamide vs. Don Jazzy (2016)

    Remember the time Olamide banned Don Jazzy from the mainland and told him to #LeaveTrashForLawma? We do too! This beef which started at the 2015 Headies after Reekado Bankz (Mavin) won the next rated award over Lil Kesh (YBNL), was one of the biggest celebrity showdowns we’ve witnessed in real-time, and probably the last time people tuned in to watch that award show. The beef was so bad it got reactions from both Dangote and Obasanjo. Talk about impact! Who can forget the shady DJ who kept dropping diss tracks after each opponent made his point? 

    PSquare vs. PSquare vs. The Other Okoye Brother (2017)

    Nollywood always hammered on the saying “Blood is thicker than water”, but in  2017, after many years of wowing audiences around the world with their love songs and dance moves, PSquare decided to break up and go their separate ways. But instead of keeping it classy, the brothers (and their other non-singing brother, Jude) dragged each other for filth on the interwebs. And in typical Nigerian fashion, their wives ended up catching stray bullets as agents of discord. While they recently reunited to post their bank account details and collect money on Twitter, fans are still holding out hope for a musical reunion. 

    Wizkid vs. Davido (2017)

    Davido made fun of Wizkid for shooting his Come Closer video with an invisible Drake, and Wizkid called him “frog voice”. Wizkid went on to call Davido a “local artist”, to which Davido responded with a major flex, an American passport (God when?). The whole thing was so chaotic we enjoyed every single bit of it. 

    Tiwa Savage vs. Seyi Shay (2021)

    Imagine going to the salon to get your hair done and then getting front row seats to the biggest celebrity showdown of 2021? A prime example of “maintaining the same energy offline”, the whole shebang happened when, after allegedly dissing Tiwa in a track, Seyi Shay decided to form familiarity at a salon. In a world star move, Tiwa called bullshit and proceeded to drag Seyi Shay by her edges.  

    Burna vs. Davido (2020)

    It’s hard to pinpoint the origin of this beef. One minute, Burna Boy is attributing Davido’s success to daddy’s money, next thing, there’s a full-on wrestling match in a Ghanaian club. From Fem to Way Too Big, these two have been subbing each other for a while now. The pettiest part has to be when Davido posted a picture with Wizkid which he tagged “The two greatest of all time, no cap.” And we all know how Burna gets when his “African giant” status is not recognized. If you don’t get this, ask Coachella

  • After an incredible year of music, the Grammys recently released their nomination list honouring the “best of the best” in the industry. With Burna Boy, Wizkid, Tems, Made and Femi Kuti scoring nominations, we decided to ask Nigerians what they thought about the list for Love It/Hate It!

    Bello – Hate it! Too many predictable nominations 

    Omo, the last time a Grammy nomination list made sense was 2016. It has been a whole ass mess since then. Shout out to Big Wiz, Tems and Jazmine Sullivan for their nominations, well deserved. But please tell me why all H.E.R has to do is breathe and just like that, she’s nominated. Is her father paying their rent? Apart from Wiz’s nomination, I hate this list. 

    Max – Hate It! The Grammys have been embarrassing for years

    The rap category was a mess – I’m still wondering how Drake’s Certified Lover Boy made it on the list as opposed to Isaiah Rashad and Baby Keem. I feel like the Grammys have been embarrassing for years and it just keeps getting worsePretty sure everyone thinks Wiz has it in the bag but Angelique Kidjo might just end up being a thorn in his side. 

    Kelechi – Love it! This is the most diverse list they’ve put out in a while

    Finally, the Grammys acknowledge that black people can do pop and white people can do R&B. I can’t stand that peaches in Georgia song, but they could’ve easily thrown it into the pop category because there’s a white man involved. Doja in the pop categories? Yassss! This is the most diverse list they’ve put out in a while. I’m into it. 

    Solape – Love it but Essence should have been in record or song of the year

    I can’t believe we used to drag Burna for being extra. Despite being very annoying online, he always gets the job done. This guy has gotten Grammy nominations back to back. I’m happy for that Olivia Rodrigo girl too. That album had a grown man like me in my feelings (and I’m single). The list is balanced, but Essence should have been in record or song of the year. 

    Esther – Hate it! Are the Grammys relevant? 

    Every year we have the same argument about who got snubbed and who didn’t deserve to be nominated. These awards are controlled by white men who should be listening to Jim Reeves. They don’t know jack! Are the Grammys relevant? I doubt it. Everyone should free that thing abeg. 

  • These days, most Nollywood films focus on the lives of the upper and middle-class residents of the city, ignoring a large part of its population. Foreign accents, miscast actors, and the Lekki-Ikoyi Link Bridge characterize what we’ll like to call “Lekkiwood”. While these movies may kill it at the box office, here are some of the films that capture Lagos with a bit more nuance.

    Confusion Na Wa

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J_oSNR2Etg

    Picture this: two local champions (O.C Ukeje and Gold Ikponmwosa) discover a phone, blackmail its owner (Ramsey Noah) based on the content they found, and then have their lives go to shit just because they couldn’t mind their business. Taking inspiration from films like Magnolia and Crash, Confusion Na Wa is a dark comedy flick that follows a group of strangers and explores the way their worlds collide over 24 hours. While the film is set in an anonymous Nigerian city, its chaotic storyline and scenes are a perfect depiction of what it means to live in Lagos – one minute you’re on your own and the next thing, wahaleaux! 

    Kasala!

    Hollywood has given us its fair share of coming-of-age comedies. From Friday and Juice in the 1990s to Superbad in the late 2000s, stories chronicling the crazy misadventures of the American youth have always been in full supply. Ema Edosio’s 2018 comedy Kasala! makes a brave attempt at capturing this feeling for young Nigerians. Set in Surulere, the film follows four young boys who find themselves in serious trouble after they bash a borrowed car on the way to a Lagos party. It is funny, crazy, and all over the place: three words that describe Lagos. 

    Ghost And The House Of Truth 

    As fun and exciting as Lagos can be, there is an undeniable sense of danger the city also presents to its inhabitants. One film that does its best to capture this danger is Akin Omotosho’s Ghost and the House of Truth. A 9-year-old goes missing on her way from school, and her working-class mother teams up with a pregnant police officer in a bid to bring her home. Diving deep into  the darker side of Lagos we experience in real life but rarely at the cinema, it finds both ugliness and beauty in areas like Makoko and Iwaya. For Lagosians who navigate these places, it feels good to finally see a reality they can associate with.  

    Oga Bolaji 

    Before director Kayode Kasum gained popularity for films like Sugar Rush and Fate of Alakada, he made Oga Bolaji, a film that captures the essence of Lagos in the simplest of ways. Oga Bolaji shows the unpredictable nature of Lagos while asking that its characters get up and try again no matter what. It follows its title character and his chance encounter with a little girl that changes his life forever. You know that resilient hustling spirit that wakes us up in Lagos? Oga Bolaji does its best to bring that to the screen. 

    The Wedding Party

    It is easy to blame this film for the current state of Nollywood. An ensemble cast, a wild family event, and crazy marketing made The Wedding Party one of the highest-grossing Nollywood films of all time. Since then, almost every film has been trying to recreate that blueprint. Nothing says Lagos more than a lavish aso-ebi-filled wedding.