• For today’s Ranked, I decided to go for a common Nigerian staple: Ogi. This dish (our local custard, if you may), has been repping from the beginning of time. Right from being the main dish on Saturday mornings, to being combined with beans, Ogi has come a long way. And now, we rank the variants to pick the best of all.

    3. Brown (Ogi baba)

    This is highly nutritious, especially for babies. But for me, it doesn’t exactly fall within my range of preference. I wonder if there are actual adults who enjoy this variant.

    2. White

    I don’t know if it’s just me, but there’s something about white ogi that reminds me of a strict and wicked teacher. No attempt to disguise, just plain “what you see is what you get.” I like it all the same sha, at least for the fact that you can add other orisirisi to make it taste even better.

    1. Yellow

    This variant made me love pap. If there was no yellow pap, I wonder what would have become of my relationship with pap. I like how the look changes when you add milk, either powder or evaporated one. Yellow ogi is really top-tier.


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  • For today’s Ranked, I thought back to Saturday morning staples in a Nigerian household and I realised a ranking was long overdue.

    3. Tapioca.

    From what I found out, Tapioca is absolutely nutritious. But see ehn, I cannot stand it. Add coconut, milk and sugar, it still feels somehow to me. Please tell me I’m not alone. I endured it every Saturday morning as a child. As an adult? Not again.

    2. Custard.

    know we all agree that custard deserves this second position. Why? When you get to number 1, you’ll see.

    1. Pap

    You know why pap is number 1? The diversity. There’s the brown pap, the yellow one, the white one. And it’s cheap too. Also goes with beans, akara, moimoi, etc. Not saying custard doesn’t pair, but let’s give pap the crown it deserves.

    BONUS: Garri

    n a Nigerian home, there is no specific time for garri. Every time is a right time. That’s respect.


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