Once in a while, small breeze blows on the internet to remind us that even though “Men are scum” is a dying phrase, men are still wreaking havoc in real life.
Someone tweeted asking women to tell them the pettiest reasons why they stopped talking to someone they liked. We promise you nothing can prepare you for the responses people gave. Brace yourself.
The man really said, “relax, it’s enough”
He probably thought this was a Tyler Perry movie
Father in heaven!
LMAO. This is like 2 + 2 = Range Rover
We know a Yoruba man when we see one
As the saying goes, “First to do no dey pain”
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This one took “Stay wicked” too far. Lord Voldemort, please
We stan a man who’s focused on the hustle. But it’s giving kidnapper vibes
Can we even blame ASUU for this travesty?
He wants you to fight for your love, literally!
This is why people make diss tracks when they finally blow
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