• Every week, Zikoko seeks to understand how people move the Naira in and out of their lives. Some stories will be struggle-ish, others will be bougie. All the time, it’ll be revealing.


    Nairalife #321 bio

    What’s your earliest memory of money?

    I started helping my dad at his shop in primary four and continued until I finished secondary school. He did a couple of photography-related things: he sold photo accessories and photo printers, and made picture frames.

    In exchange for helping him, he allowed me to take a cut of the daily profits.

    How big a cut are we talking about?

    It wasn’t specific. He’d just give me a daily sales target, and if we exceeded the target, I could keep the extra money. 

    I mostly spent the money I made from the shop on toys — nothing reasonable. The only memorable thing I bought was my first phone in primary 5. It was a Multilinks phone, but I don’t remember how much I bought it. 

    However, I remember not telling anyone before I bought the phone. My parents just saw me with a phone. While my dad didn’t mind, my mum was like, “Why would you buy a phone just like that?” She was only on the subject for a few days before the whole thing died down.

    Can I assume this solo spending adventure meant your folks had money?

    There was money in the beginning. My dad had his business, and my mum had a big provision store. We were comfortable, and I got whatever I wanted.

    Things suddenly changed in 2014, after I finished secondary school. Both my parents’ businesses crashed for reasons I don’t understand, and we had to start managing. 

    My dad’s business crashed first, and my mum used hers to support the family. Then, she got scammed by an agent while trying to send me abroad for school, and she lost all her savings.  

    Oh my

    We had to adjust to our new financial situation. My dad went from giving my siblings and me pocket money every morning to nothing at all.

    After secondary school, I started looking for ways to make money. I tried to follow in the footsteps of my friends who were hustling and finding jobs as bar attendants and security guys, but my dad didn’t allow me. He said he didn’t want me to work for anyone. Instead, I should keep helping him out with his business.

    When the job plan didn’t work, I decided to upgrade my photography and videography skills instead. I already knew the basics from working with my dad, but I needed advanced training to monetise the skills. Still, my dad refused to let me go to work with someone else. 

    I stuck it out for about a year, but when my dad didn’t change his mind, I did the only thing I could do: I left home.

    Where did you go?

    I started living in a church. I played the piano and often played at events, earning small money. I did that for a few months until I met a photographer at a wedding. I watched him work, and after the event, I went up to him and told him I really wanted to learn photography. Thankfully, he gave me his business card.

    A few days later, I contacted him, and he asked me to meet in town. I did, and I told him my life story and why I wanted to learn the trade. He spoke to my mum before he agreed to take me in as his apprentice. This was in 2016. 

    Was this a paid apprenticeship?

    I didn’t have a structured salary, but I often travelled around Nigeria with my boss for jobs, and he regularly gave me stipends. After we completed a job, he’d transfer between ₦50k and ₦100k, and we had an average of four jobs monthly. He was very kind and generous in that regard.

    At this point, I had moved in with a friend. Then, in 2017, I got my one-room apartment at ₦70k/year. That same year, I bought three cameras at once. It was a distress sale, and I paid around ₦1m for cameras worth about ₦3m.

    The money for that purchase came from the income I’d saved from my boss, a ₦20k weekly ajo contribution I was part of, and income from side hustles.

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    What side hustles?

    I didn’t want to rely only on photography gigs, so I learned graphic design and made some money by taking printing gigs. I designed and printed everything from picture frames to flyers.

    I also used my cameras to take on side jobs and earn money. But that didn’t last long, as they were stolen in 2018.

    All of them?

    Yeah. My boss got a new apprentice who turned out to be a thief. The one time we left him alone in the office, he emptied it. He took my cameras, my boss’s cameras, and several equipment. 

    My boss didn’t really recover from that loss because it prevented him from getting gigs. No gigs meant no money came in. I had to look for something to sustain myself, and I found a job as a cashier at a barbing salon.

    What was the pay like?

    ₦12k/month, and I was also the cleaner. It was a very depressing period for me, from earning so much to that level. Most people didn’t know what I went through because I still looked regular on the outside. 

    I worked at the salon for six months until I met someone who asked why I was cleaning. I told him how I’d lost my cameras, and it turned out he was into cinematography. He offered to train me, so I left the salon and went to work with him.

    I only lasted three months with him. He was toxic, constantly complaining about everything, and the atmosphere was just off. He also didn’t pay me at all while I worked with him. He just kept feeding me ”It’ll get better” stories. 

    What did you do after you left him?

    I moved in with my uncle in 2019. He was into home security solutions—CCTV, home automation, and the like—so I stayed with him to learn the business and assist him. He didn’t pay me either, but I got small cash here and there from my graphic design and printing side hustle.

    In 2020, I was admitted to the university and had to leave my uncle’s place. Of course, I needed money for school, so I found another hustle. This time, it was a job at an oil and gas firm. I was employed as an IT/Admin officer. 

    My employer knew I was in school, so I needed to show up at the office only twice a week and work remotely for the rest of the week. My pay was ₦50k/month.

    How did you manage work and school?

    I’m honestly not sure how I managed it because it was a real struggle. But I needed to pay myself through school, so I guess I had no choice. 

    I graduated from university in 2024 and still work at the same job. My pay is now ₦150k/month, and I supplement my income with side gigs. I make signage — yes, I learned that one, too — and take up CCTV installation gigs from time to time. I also occasionally go out for photography gigs. I do a lot of jamajama just to sustain myself. 

    What’s the income from your side gigs like?

    I honestly can’t say because it’s once in a while. I can make ₦1m today and nothing for the next few months. I haven’t been able to go out to look for gigs as much as before because I’m struggling to meet my 9-5. My salary is the only income I’m sure of, even though it doesn’t sustain me. I just do it so I can leave the house daily.

    2022 was the last time I made big money from my side hustle. I got a contract worth ₦20m to make signage for a hotel. My profit from that job was over ₦8m, but I didn’t handle that money well. 

    What did you do with it?

    I sent ₦2m to my uncle to help me buy a car, but I haven’t seen any car or received my money back.

    Then, in January 2023, I got scammed of ₦4m while trying to buy a CNC router machine from China for my signage business. I still had some change from the contract money, which I used to buy a few needed tools, but it was nowhere close to the difference the machine would’ve made. 

    I eventually lost that hotel client because I couldn’t meet up with subsequent jobs.

    Yikes. Sorry about that

    Thanks. I feel like I’m in a cycle where I can make good money from my side hustles today and be very comfortable, and then be very broke for the next three months. I think it’s because I don’t make the best financial decisions when money comes. In fact, I can say I have bad money habits.

    Tell me more

    When I have money, I like to spend it. I love gadgets, so I often buy things I don’t need. But I’m learning to be better. I now draw up budgets to plan my expenses and try to limit my spending unless it’s necessary. 

    I’m now at a stage where I believe money comes to you when you treat it nicely. I used to spend lavishly, but that hasn’t exactly helped me. I’m now pursuing financial discipline so I can be financially stable.

    I don’t go out so much anymore because when I do, I spend money. I’m also trying to save money to get a physical space for my business. I don’t know what it’ll cost yet; it’s just on my wishlist.

    What does your typical month in expenses look like?

    The ajo contribution is my savings; I’ve been doing it since October. I expect to collect ₦600k in September, and I want to put it towards my plans to get a car. I also have ₦300k locked in a savings app.

    Is there any aspect of your finances you wish to be better at?

    My earnings. I just want a stable cash flow every day. It would make a world of difference.

    Is there anything you want right now that you can’t afford? 

    Studio equipment. I learnt music production…

    Is there anything you haven’t learned to do?

    Haha. I learned this one during COVID from YouTube and with help from a neighbour. I even produced my own song just for fun. I also learned web development and web design during that period. I just randomly learn different things.

    Anyway, back to what I was saying. I know a lot of upcoming artists around my area, and music production would be a stable income source. I once produced music for someone in 2023 and got paid ₦70k. 

    If I get like ₦1m now, I should be able to get a studio space and basic equipment. I still want a shop for my business, too. It’s now a matter of whichever opportunity comes first. My long-term business plans are music production, the signage business, and CCTV installations. Maybe I’ll even find a way to put everything under one business label.

    How would you rate your financial happiness on a scale of 1-10?

    4. I’m still struggling financially, and I don’t feel stable at all. Maybe when I get a physical shop space, I’ll become serious about my business and change my finances.


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  • For a country that still has its minimum wage at ₦30k in 2023, many 9-5ers in Nigeria must be used to their salaries not matching the level of work they put in at their job.

    But how does it feel to realise you’re earning far less than your colleagues in the same workplace, and how do you handle it? These young professionals share their experiences.

    “I threatened to leave… and they fixed up”

    — Funmi*, 24, Content marketer

    In 2022, a recruitment agency hired me as a content marketing intern with a ₦40k salary. It was low, but I figured I was just an intern and wouldn’t do much. I was wrong. It turned out the content marketer I was supposed to intern with had already put in his notice. So two weeks after I resumed, I worked as the content marketer while I was still an intern on paper.

    I handled email marketing, social media management, video production, script writing and even helped recruit for the different companies we serviced. I did all that for four months without complaining because I was “going above and beyond”. But I somehow stumbled on the former content marketer’s payslip one day and saw that they paid him ₦90k. More than double my salary, and I was doing even more work than he did.

    I emailed the MD explaining that I wasn’t being compensated enough (they didn’t know I saw the payslip) and said I’d like to put in a two-month notice. They called me immediately, and we talked through it. They increased my salary to ₦95k and officially updated my title to content marketer.

    “I asked for a raise and never got it”

    Jonah*, 29, Lawyer

    My first job was with this legal firm in 2015, and my salary was ₦50k. The work was crazy. I worked all week, including Saturdays. I also had to go to court almost on a daily basis and provide legal drafts. On top of that, they always delayed salary by at least two weeks.

    During one of those salary delays, I was complaining about it to a colleague, and she went, “They’ll still hold someone’s money on top of the ₦70k they’re paying”. I was confused and asked more questions about the salary. This colleague and I were hired on the same day, yet they were paying her ₦20k more.

    I spoke to my bosses and noted that I was the lowest-paid lawyer there, without mentioning where I got the information. They promised to give me a raise after three months, but it never happened till I left them two years later.

    “I just looked for another job”

    — Regina*, 23, Social media manager

    I got a job managing the three social media accounts of a lifestyle coach in 2021, and my salary was ₦60k. She paid for my internet subscription, but I almost always had to buy more data to supplement it. She was aware of this but didn’t increase the data allowance.

    During an appraisal call six months into working with her, she mentioned that she was actually willing to pay me ₦100k when she first hired me, but I didn’t “defend my value”. She expected me to take it as a lesson to always negotiate my salary and not just accept the first amount the recruiter offers. It was funny because this same woman refused to add ₦10k for a higher data plan. I just took her advice and looked for another job.


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    “I’ve stopped overdoing”

    — Omolade, 25, Business analyst

    I got my current job in 2022, and I was so excited about the salary (it’s double my previous salary) that I didn’t even think about negotiating. 

    A couple of months back, I realised I could’ve gotten more. The budget for the role was three times what I was offered. I guess it’s not their fault I didn’t ask for more, but I can now see why the budget was so high. The workload is a lot, and when I first got in, I was working round the clock. Now, I’ve stopped overdoing. If I’m unable to complete a task, I move it to the next day. But I don’t know if I’ll bring up the possibility of a salary review anytime soon because they use “outstanding performance” as a yardstick for salary increases.

    “There was nothing I could do”

    — Idowu, 27, Writer

    I worked with a book publisher for about six months in 2019, and I only got paid twice during that time.

    I did a whole lot for the ₦50k that was supposed to be my monthly salary. I was a ghostwriter, editor and ebook designer for about four authors. The editor-in-chief kept blaming the unpaid salaries on delayed client payments. When they missed payments the fourth time, I decided to start working from home because I could no longer afford the transport fare. That was when I found out my colleague was making ₦10k extra, even though we were doing the same thing. There was nothing I could do, so I just kept working from home. 

    They eventually laid us off, citing financial challenges. They promised to pay their debt when they got money. I’m still waiting.

    “I’m hoping for a raise”

    — Yinka*, 26, Executive assistant

    My official job description says “executive assistant,” but in reality, I’m a content creator, social media manager, customer service agent, travel agent, email marketer, photographer and whatever else my CEO decides he wants me to do.

    I got this job three years ago, and my salary is still the same: ₦80k. It’s nothing compared to how much money this company makes. My boss goes on holiday every market day, yet I only earn ₦20k more than the office cleaner. I’ve suggested a raise to my boss, and I’m hoping it comes soon. I’m also on the lookout for better opportunities, but I haven’t seen any yet.

    *Some names have been changed to protect their identity.


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  • First impressions last, and they matter even more at job interviews. These hacks will help you ace your interview like a boss.

    Dress to kill

    Take your interviewer’s breath away with your glorious drip. Dress to kill two birds with one stone; your interviewers and the interview itself. They need to know you didn’t come to play.

    Take honey before the interview

    Half your interview is showing how much sweet mouth you have. Taking honey is like giving yourself nitro. You’ll be so unstoppable, they won’t even know when they’ve said, “Welcome onboard”. 

    Show them you can do anything

    As the multi-talented genius you are, you need to show off your one million skills. It doesn’t matter if they’re useful to the job or not. The point here is to impress them till they can’t think straight again.

    Carry food with you

    A hungry man is an angry man. Your interviewer might be hungry and start vexing with you for no reason. Remember to carry white rice and stew just in case, and see how their faces light up.

    Pour anointing oil on your head

    God must be with you at this dire hour. You need to pour anointing oil so they know you’ve signed your employment contract with God already. You’re just here for formality sake. Nobody can reject a child of God.


    RELATED: 6 Recruiters Share Their Worst Experiences at Job Interviews


    Every question is a test question

    You can’t afford to lose your guard. If they ask, “How are you?” answer them with “Hardworking and diligent, thank you”.

    Maintain eye contact

    Stare at the interviewer long enough to scare them a little, but not enough that they think you’re a creep. Try it, and you’ll see it works.

    Send someone else to the interview

    Display your management skills by delegating responsibility and sending someone else to do the interview for you. 


    NEXT READ: How To Answer These Common Nigerian Job Interview Questions


  • If you’re toying with the idea of working for a startup, just prepare your mind for these things so you’re not caught off guard.

    So you’ve come to terms with the fact that to make money, you have to work…

    A sad reality, but okay.

    Then you chose to work for a startup because you must get this bag…

    Just clap for yourself.

    Just prepare your mind for these things because startups are not for the weak

    You’ll see pepper sha, but if that’s your kink, keep reading.


    Your job title is just that… a job title

    If you think because you have just one job title, then you’ll have one role, you’re sorely mistaken. Prepare yourself to take on three roles at the same time, while always fighting fires.

    Your working hours will seem normal on paper

    On paper, it’ll look like you have a regular job. You go to work at 8 a.m. and leave by 5 p.m. This will leave you thinking you’re going to a traditional workplace. LMAO.

    But you’ll wonder where your work-life balance went

    Suddenly, you’re working all the time, even when you’re not at the office. If your job is remote, just know your case is worse. You’re always at work. Slowly, your coworkers become your best friends, and your work becomes your life.

    You’ll learn a lot very quickly

    Unless you’re an olodo. Because how can you not get 5x better after working on one million projects in six months?

    But they’ll either pay you very little…

    It’s not their fault. If they haven’t blown or raised money yet, you’re not working for money. You’re working to “change the world”. 

    …or very well

    But if they have plenty of dollars in the bank, your life will be soft. Then you can start putting laptop emojis on your Twitter bio and fighting about why React is a better framework than Vue. Talk about rich people problems.

    They have a mission statement, and you must buy into it

    It’s money you were looking for going in, but you need to think about changing the world first ,even though your rent is due tomorrow.

    This is how people will see you

    But this is how you’ll be inside


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  • The saying “Different strokes for different folks” also applies to the jobs we do. Because different professions have different unwritten and unspoken rules that guide them, we decided to find out what they were. So, before you think of venturing into any of these career paths, here are some of the unofficial rules you should know.

    Graphic designer

    A very important rule for up-and-coming designers is to ensure you add an extra day for sleep and rest when giving a timeline for your work.  It’s also normal to assume a person is judging your design process simply because they’re watching you work.

    Writer 

    Always have your notes close. Whether it’s on your phone or an actual notepad, make sure you have something to jot things down. Ideas come at weird times, and if you don’t write them down, you’ll forget. Or worse, you’ll end up with a topic later on, but no idea how you got there.

    Customer service officer

    We say we’re happy to get back to you just so we can get off the call. Scam. We actually aren’t looking forward to calling you back.

    Project manager

    Even if the job says 9-5, you’ll be stuck talking to developers at night.

    Photographer 

    There’s only so much Photoshop can do to help with bad make-up. But don’t tell your client their makeup is ugly sha, especially if it’s a wedding. Just run it like that and do the best you can.

    Make-up artist

    Be ready to be their assistant because even though your job is about the face, you‘ll also have to look after their whole fit. So you’ll help with zipping dresses, adjusting jewellery, fixing weaves, etc. — things they didn’t pay you for.

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    Software developer

    You can’t tell a client that wants to build an app that his idea is not very smart.

    Teacher 

    You have to keep a low online profile. Kids will always be snooping around the internet to see what you’re up to outside of school. So if you must be online, make sure your accounts are private or at least PG-approved. And don’t use a particular phrase too much because your students will turn it into your nickname.

    Hairstylist

    Always be observant of your client’s mood. Do they want silence or do they want to gist? This will influence how you interact with them. Although most times, they may want to rant, so your job is to listen.

    Artist

    Always use references, as you need to have others to copy from. Also, keep in mind that clients will always promise future jobs when asking for discounts. Don’t fall for it, because if they eventually refer you to others, it’ll be other clients begging for discounts too. 

    Before you leave, here are 8 Sure-Fire Ways to Land Your Dream Job

  • If you’re working and getting paid but your salary never lasts longer than a week, there are many reasons why this could be happening. Let’s talk about them. 

    1. You eat all your money.

    Not literally of course (you’re not a goat), but you’ve taken “chop life make life no chop me” to another level. Lagos restaurants know your first, middle and surname because you are a regular at all of them. Keep it up oh. You’ll need the strength from that all that food to help you work for your next salary. 

    2. You are an intentional partner.

    Your hard work is channelled towards taking care of your partner, and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. Love cures all and is enough to feed you when you go broke from spending all your salary on gifts.

    3. Your saved items on IG won’t stop appearing to you in your dream.

    This is not entirely your fault. It’s an issue beyond your control. Your shopping carts always find a way into your dreams, forcing you to clear them when you wake up. Trust me, I get it. It happens to the best of us.

    4. You are not earning enough.

    This is your employer’s fault. Your salary isn’t enough and something needs to be done about that. The only solution here is to force your employer to switch their salary with yours. 

    5. Skincare is expensive.

    We need the government to do something about the burgeoning prices of skincare products. Your salary will be gone the second it enters your account if you purchase skincare products every month. 

    6. Nigeria is way too expensive.

    Breathing in and out in Nigeria is enough to finish your salary.

    7. You aren’t a tech bro/sis. 

    Tech people are the only ones earning enough money to survive in this country, and you aren’t one of them. Find a way to fix that soon if you want to stop being such a broke adult.

    8. The walls of your house become scary when salary comes in.

    Something always happens to your house that makes it uncomfortable to live in your house once your salary comes in. You’d rather be outside spending money than being inside saving. Well done.

  • Sometimes, people need a little push to leave their places of employment. So here are ten signs you need to leave your job. Don’t say we never did anything for you.

    1) No HR

    Who is going to protect your rights and fight for a better life for you? If you don’t have HR there’s a lot of shady shit going on and you need to leave before EFCC will come and pack you.

    2) Job description in the mud

    When you find yourself doing way more things than is listed in your job description, or you don’t even have a job description, it’s time for you to go. They’re not paying you for all that extra work you’re doing, and they’re content with taking advantage of you. This is one of the most important signs that you need to leave your job.

    3) Office notifications make you anxious

    When the thought of being cced in an email or texted by your boss makes you start sweating buckets, Alaye pack your bags and leave. Office, not war camp.

    4) Fornication with your coworkers

    If it has gotten to a point where you have slept with at least two of the people you work with, there’s no better time to leave. Not only to avoid see finish, but also because your office is not love island.

    5) 13th-month salary

    With how hard the economy is, your job isn’t giving you a 13th-month salary? How else will you foster company unity except with dollars and bags of rice?

    6) They call staff rockstars

    If you work in a place that uses any of the terms “we’re a family”, “our staff are rockstars”, “you are all so special”, you should have started looking for another job after the first meeting.

    7) Zero work/life balance

    If you constantly have to take work home, or can’t even rest properly because you’re always flooded with task, then you need to reevaluate your situation. Your mats are going to bars but you’re carrying your laptop with you while on your leave because you have a f deadline to meet the next morning? No nau. Even God rested.

    8) Constant irritation

    Everything about the office irritates you. In fact, things that shouldn’t be irritating you are irritating you. Why is the door black? Why are the windows too low? When you start wondering why your office uses only one kind of toilet paper, it’s maybe time to get another job.

    young attractive african American man sitting at home living room working with laptop computer and paperwork looking stressed and desperate maybe studying for exam in education concept

    9) Everyone is passive-aggressive

    Emails and meetings are filled with subtle jabs and constant passive-aggressiveness. It’s remaining small for the passive-aggressive to be full-blown aggressiveness and your office will turn to a boxing ring. You are not Anthony Joshua. Apply for another job, now!

    10) Tears

    Does the thought of work make you cry a bit? Have you picked up smoking, drinking or even cocaine so you can go through another workday? If yes, then you need to quit. Your office will not pay for your alcoholics’ anonymous meetings.

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  • There are many different kinds of employees. Which one are you?

  • If you find yourself dreading Sunday nights and Monday mornings then this post is calling your name.

    Answer below:

    1) Your face every Monday Morning

    If God wants to punish you, you also work during the weekend.

    2) Salary alert no longer moves you

    Money that has finished before it even lands.

    3) Going on leave is the best part of work

    Yes!

    4) You LOVE public holidays!

    Especially the long weekends – Friday to Monday.

    5) You’re always jealous when you see children relaxing

    Lucky unemployed brats. Pfft.

    6) You’re always daydreaming about picking up $1,000,000 from the floor

    If you see that money like this, your life will change forever.

    7) Or you daydream of Dangote coming to claim you as his child

    Daddy D-$ pls come for me. This suffering is too much.

    8) Your face anytime someone asks about your career goals:

    Mschew

    9) You keep asking yourself if this is it

    So, we’ll work till we die? Then there’s now after-life in some religion? wahala for who be homo-sapien.

    10) You’ve asked yourself these questions:

    • Who sent me to be the winning sperm?
    • Why am I not a plant?
    • Or breeze

    11) You’re reading this list

    On a Monday morning? It’s definitely not for you.

    Image credit: @TheLotaChukwu on Twitter.

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