QUIZ: Which Nigerian Celebrity Should Be Your Therapist?

Personally, we’d like Bobrisky to be our therapist, but take this quiz and see which Nigerian celebrity you should be taking life advice from.
Written By:
Meyimi O.
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If you’ve ever wondered which celebrity should be your therapist, this is your chance to find out.




	






	
	
	
	

	




			
					
	
	
	
	
	
	

	
		
			
				We know you have plenty problems, but what’s the biggest one?
				
							
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															The state of my bank account													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															When and how I'll finally japa													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															My betting slip that keeps cutting													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															How I'll leave these streets													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															Where my parents were when their mates were hustling													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															When I'll be free from capitalism													
					
				
				

				
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				Where are you most happy?
				
							
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															In my dreams													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															Anywhere there's free shayo													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															Where my partner is													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															In my house													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															In the presence of the Lord													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															Online because that's where I live my fake life													
					
				
				

				
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				What's your mood right now?
				
							
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
								
								
																		
																	

						
						
						
															 
													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
								
								
																		
																	

						
						
						
															 
													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
								
								
																		
																	

						
						
						
															 
													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
								
								
																		
																	

						
						
						
															 
													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
								
								
																		
																	

						
						
						
															 
													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
								
								
																		
																	

						
						
						
															 
													
					
				
				

				
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				How do you react when things are not going your way?
				
							
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															I quickly look for an alternative													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															I throw a tantrum till I find someone that can help me													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															I breakdown and cry													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															I find someone else to spoil their own plans													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															Zikoko, things always go my way pls													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															I avoid everyone and everything, and just sleep													
					
				
				

				
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				Who is the cause of your problems?
				
							
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															My partner													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															My employers													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															My village people													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															My haters online nah													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															My parents, because who sent them to have sex													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															It's me oh, I'm the cause of all my problems													
					
				
				

				
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				If you could have a date with anyone, who would it be?
				
							
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
								
								
																		
																	

						
						
						
															Kanye West													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
								
								
																		
																	

						
						
						
															Speed Darlington													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
								
								
																		
																	

						
						
						
															Dj Cuppy													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
								
								
																		
																	

						
						
						
															Buhari													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
								
								
																		
																	

						
						
						
															Queen Lizzie													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
								
								
																		
																	

						
						
						
															Ngozi Okonjo- Iweala													
					
				
				

				
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				Final one, are you happy?
				
							
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															Yes, I am													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															Sometimes													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															Wetin concern una													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															I'll be happy on payday													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															No													
					
									

						
																					
															
															
															
															
															
													
						
						
						
															Happiness is an illusion													
					
				
				

				
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