Football can be rewarding and can also be very frustrating. However, there are moments that remind us of why we started watching in the first place because of how magical they are.
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How well do you know the 36 Nigerian state capitals and their capitals? Prove yourself:
It doesn’t matter if you’re technically the first child. You’re 100% a last born if you can relate to up to 10 things here. Take the quiz:
Are you washing 14 suits or scrubbing the toilet floors at your next genitalia meet and greet?
In West Africa, there are many variations of Jollof Rice. We’ve been on the road for 43 days, and have had a different kind in every Jollof Road country. Find out the Grand Master here. One of these countries’ Jollof Rice matches your personality. Take this quiz to discover which one:
The pink lips fashion trend is a bad dream that rears its ugly coloured head every so often. If you’re curious, here’s what a pink lips adventure at Ikeja Underbridge looks like.
“Trees and rivers surround where I live — it’s very serene. I realise I can’t do the whole hustle culture Lagos life demands. I desperately want to live a quiet life, and I’m trying my best to. Everything I do aligns with that. I write and make adire, and they both only require creativity.”
On November 30, 2022, the Federal Government absolved itself of total blame concerning poverty in Nigeria. The Minister of State for Budget and National Planning, Clement Agba, shifted some of the blame to governors of the 36 states. The minister said the governors should stop spending borrowed money on unnecessary projects and spend on projects […]
December is here again. If you don’t have a physical boo to wear matching pyjamas with, follow this guide, and we’ll teach you how to secure a spirit partner 🥰.
If you want to play Nigerian office politics and win, you need a particular set of skills. The first rule is, be passive-aggressive.
It’s like Four Pics One Word, but for Nigerian movies.
How many can you score? :eyes:
While the rest of the world loves to treat our continent like a country, there are actually 54 African countries. So, in a bid to test your knowledge (and educate you), we’ve created a quiz to see how many of their capitals you can correctly name. Go ahead:
We already tried to guess how much you have in your account and your current net worth, and we think we did a pretty great job (keep any complaints to yourself). Now, we’re going to try and guess your monthly salary based on your relationship with money. Oya, take the quiz: 11 Timed Quizzes For […]
“Don’t waste my school fees. Rise…to the occasion.”
After successfully predicting when y’all are getting married (please, email any complaints to noneofourbusiness@nayousabi.com), we are back to tell you how much is currently in your account. How, you might ask? By using your taste in Nollywood, of course. Shhh. No questions. Just take it already:
We are going to be attempting to guess when you’ll marry based on your favourite Nigerian foods. What does your fave swallow have to do with when you’ll tie the knot? Please, don’t ask complicated questions. This quiz is rigorous and accurate (don’t quote us), so just take it already. QUIZ: Why Do You Have […]
It’s like Four Pics One Word, but for Nigerian movies.
How many can you score? :eyes:
Since memes carried you through the year, you should know which of them you are. Take this quiz to find out
Yes, we know you’re tired of working. Take the quiz and we’ll tell you when your office should sign off for the year.
All the sex you’re having is bound to get boring soon.
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Autocorrect is not the problem. You can’t spell, and this quiz will prove it.
If you can’t pass this simple quiz in 1 minute, bring your Nigerian passport to our office. You don’t deserve it.
It’s one thing to simp about how aesthetic Studio Ghibli foods are and another to know the movie they’re from. Test your knowledge.
You have one minute to ace the easiest afrobeats quiz ever. Take this quiz and let’s see how you do
There’s a thin line between truth and lies in Nigerian politics. So you have to really know your politics to be able to spot the lie in these questions.
How many lies can you detect?
What do you need to stop or start doing if you want your account balance to increase in stature? Take the quiz, and we’ll tell you.
Here's a rabbit hole of stories to lose yourself in:
It’s like Four Pics One Word, but for Nigerian movies.
How many can you score? :eyes:
Since memes carried you through the year, you should know which of them you are. Take this quiz to find out
Yes, we know you’re tired of working. Take the quiz and we’ll tell you when your office should sign off for the year.
All the sex you’re having is bound to get boring soon.
Take this quiz and we’ll suggest a way to spice things up.
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