Besides being stuck indoors with total strangers for more than two months, the hardest thing in Big Brother’s house is getting laid. Privacy for genital slamming was surely not an option for the organisers.

But this doesn’t mean the housemates don’t make it work. We decided to rank the bedrooms of the show based on how well they allow mekwe to occur.

Double Wahala 

The beds in this room aren’t even large enough to accommodate an adult, much less two. Any form of sexual gymnastics will end with one person falling off the bed.

Sex-o-meter: Abort mission

All stars

Apart from the beds being super close and the possibility of rolling into your neighbour’s space while going hard at it, we’ll pick the blue room. It’s not as attention-seeking as the pink room.

Sex-o-meter: Good for mekwe

Lockdown

Even if the lights go off at night, the bright paint colours in this room will cast a shadow and announce your activities to other housemates. God abeg.

Sex-o-meter: Abort mission

Pepper Dem

We can forgive the heavy dormitory look, but the red bedspreads? Jail everyone involved.

Sex-o-meter: Abort mission

Shine Ya Eyes

The organisers only considered the sexual needs of two sets of housemates when they designed this room. That’s why you have the last bed in the corner several inches higher than the rest. Y’all could put yourselves in seven positions, and no one will suspect a thing.

Sex-o-meter: Good for mekwe

Level up

At first glance, you might think the wallpapers are too distracting, but if you actually look closely, they distract you from whatever is happening on the bed.

Sex-o-meter: Good for mekwe

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