25 Of The Most Painfully Bad Lyrics From Nigerian Songs

August 12, 2015

You never listen to mainstream Nigerian songs for the content. If you need content, find Asa or Bez.

So get a banging beat and you’re good to go.  But the fact that we don’t listen to the lyrics doesn’t mean there’s no limit. Sometimes, try. We are begging.

 

1. Check Up – DJ Mewsic POM ft. Skales, Vector, Hakym the Dream

skales

This sounds suspiciously like he got this line from Ice Prince.

2. Export – MI ft Yung6ix

6ix

No. Ehn ehn. Nah.

3. The Game – Olamide ft. Phenom

phenom

This is just disgusting.

4. Icholiya – Phyno ft. Ice Prince & M.I

MI_1

I’m hungry.

5. The Truth – Vector (Mode 9 Diss)

vector

Smelling rap. You can do better?

6. RIP Drake & Meek Mill – Vic-O

index

Greatest. Rapper. Ever.

7. Prick No Get Shoulder – Brymo

brymo

What?!

8. Bullion Van – MI ft. Phyno and Runtown

bullion van

bullion 2

Lyrical evangelist terrorist.

9. Freestyle – Davido

davido

Well hello, Nigerian Iggy.

10. Thank You – Ice Prince ft. Choc Boiz

jesse

Dear Jesse, this is sad.

11. Kpansh – Yung6ix ft. MI

pdtrq

Now we know he can read the alphabet…wait!

12. Elbow Room – Mode9

mode9

Why in the name of all that is good and evil will I be holding a lemon and a torch?

13. The Infiltration Mixtape – Cyrus tha Virus

cyrus

STOP!

14. 2Mussh – Reminisce ft. Sinzu & Ice Prince

ice

How dare you, Ice Prince? How dare you?!

15. Comment Tu T’appelle – LeriQ ft. Burna Boy, Dammy Krane, Ozone, & Mojeed

ozone

Flying saucer ni.

16. Ta Lo Sobe – Omo Akin ft. Dotstar, IcePrince, Jesse Jagz, Shadow D Don

pduvb

This. Is. Not. A. Good. Thing.

17. Too Much Money – Iceberg Slim ft. Banky W

iceberg

That’s not even… Sigh…

18. Eziokwu – Lynxxx ft. Various artistes

lynx

This is why Glo dropped him.

19. Taxi Music – X.O Senavoe

senavoe

We didn’t want to get it.

20. Ghostmode – Phyno ft. Olamide

phyno

Like a toolbox, I’ve got all your tools.

21. Omo Naija Remix – Reminisce

pdvkl

Baba Hafusa, what is spastic?

22. Back When – Davido ft. NaetoC

naeto

Are you done with that Masters yet? We hope not.

23. Anamachikwanu – Ill Bliss

ill

The horror!

24. Naija Delta Money – Pryse

pryse

Just as well there’s no balcony. I would have pushed you off for this.

25. In My bed – Wizkid

wizkid

LMAO!!!! What??? How???

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Look at all these lines. Just see.

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Just stop. Please.

So seriously, what are the worst Nigerian raps/lyrics you’ve heard?

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