25 Of The Most Painfully Bad Lyrics From Nigerian Songs


August 12, 2015

You never listen to mainstream Nigerian songs for the content. If you need content, find Asa or Bez.

So get a banging beat and you’re good to go.  But the fact that we don’t listen to the lyrics doesn’t mean there’s no limit. Sometimes, try. We are begging.

 

1. Check Up – DJ Mewsic POM ft. Skales, Vector, Hakym the Dream

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This sounds suspiciously like he got this line from Ice Prince.

2. Export – MI ft Yung6ix

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No. Ehn ehn. Nah.

3. The Game – Olamide ft. Phenom

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This is just disgusting.

4. Icholiya – Phyno ft. Ice Prince & M.I

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I’m hungry.

5. The Truth – Vector (Mode 9 Diss)

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Smelling rap. You can do better?

6. RIP Drake & Meek Mill – Vic-O

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Greatest. Rapper. Ever.

7. Prick No Get Shoulder – Brymo

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What?!

8. Bullion Van – MI ft. Phyno and Runtown

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Lyrical evangelist terrorist.

9. Freestyle – Davido

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Well hello, Nigerian Iggy.

10. Thank You – Ice Prince ft. Choc Boiz

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Dear Jesse, this is sad.

11. Kpansh – Yung6ix ft. MI

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Now we know he can read the alphabet…wait!

12. Elbow Room – Mode9

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Why in the name of all that is good and evil will I be holding a lemon and a torch?

13. The Infiltration Mixtape – Cyrus tha Virus

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STOP!

14. 2Mussh – Reminisce ft. Sinzu & Ice Prince

ice

How dare you, Ice Prince? How dare you?!

15. Comment Tu T’appelle – LeriQ ft. Burna Boy, Dammy Krane, Ozone, & Mojeed

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Flying saucer ni.

16. Ta Lo Sobe – Omo Akin ft. Dotstar, IcePrince, Jesse Jagz, Shadow D Don

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This. Is. Not. A. Good. Thing.

17. Too Much Money – Iceberg Slim ft. Banky W

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That’s not even… Sigh…

18. Eziokwu – Lynxxx ft. Various artistes

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This is why Glo dropped him.

19. Taxi Music – X.O Senavoe

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We didn’t want to get it.

20. Ghostmode – Phyno ft. Olamide

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Like a toolbox, I’ve got all your tools.

21. Omo Naija Remix – Reminisce

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Baba Hafusa, what is spastic?

22. Back When – Davido ft. NaetoC

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Are you done with that Masters yet? We hope not.

23. Anamachikwanu – Ill Bliss

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The horror!

24. Naija Delta Money – Pryse

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Just as well there’s no balcony. I would have pushed you off for this.

25. In My bed – Wizkid

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LMAO!!!! What??? How???

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Look at all these lines. Just see.

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Just stop. Please.

So seriously, what are the worst Nigerian raps/lyrics you’ve heard?

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