25 Of The Most Painfully Bad Lyrics From Nigerian Songs

August 12, 2015

You never listen to mainstream Nigerian songs for the content. If you need content, find Asa or Bez.

So get a banging beat and you’re good to go.  But the fact that we don’t listen to the lyrics doesn’t mean there’s no limit. Sometimes, try. We are begging.


1. Check Up – DJ Mewsic POM ft. Skales, Vector, Hakym the Dream


This sounds suspiciously like he got this line from Ice Prince.

2. Export – MI ft Yung6ix


No. Ehn ehn. Nah.

3. The Game – Olamide ft. Phenom


This is just disgusting.

4. Icholiya – Phyno ft. Ice Prince & M.I


I’m hungry.

5. The Truth – Vector (Mode 9 Diss)


Smelling rap. You can do better?

6. RIP Drake & Meek Mill – Vic-O


Greatest. Rapper. Ever.

7. Prick No Get Shoulder – Brymo



8. Bullion Van – MI ft. Phyno and Runtown

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Lyrical evangelist terrorist.

9. Freestyle – Davido


Well hello, Nigerian Iggy.

10. Thank You – Ice Prince ft. Choc Boiz


Dear Jesse, this is sad.

11. Kpansh – Yung6ix ft. MI


Now we know he can read the alphabet…wait!

12. Elbow Room – Mode9


Why in the name of all that is good and evil will I be holding a lemon and a torch?

13. The Infiltration Mixtape – Cyrus tha Virus



14. 2Mussh – Reminisce ft. Sinzu & Ice Prince


How dare you, Ice Prince? How dare you?!

15. Comment Tu T’appelle – LeriQ ft. Burna Boy, Dammy Krane, Ozone, & Mojeed


Flying saucer ni.

16. Ta Lo Sobe – Omo Akin ft. Dotstar, IcePrince, Jesse Jagz, Shadow D Don


This. Is. Not. A. Good. Thing.

17. Too Much Money – Iceberg Slim ft. Banky W


That’s not even… Sigh…

18. Eziokwu – Lynxxx ft. Various artistes


This is why Glo dropped him.

19. Taxi Music – X.O Senavoe


We didn’t want to get it.

20. Ghostmode – Phyno ft. Olamide


Like a toolbox, I’ve got all your tools.

21. Omo Naija Remix – Reminisce


Baba Hafusa, what is spastic?

22. Back When – Davido ft. NaetoC


Are you done with that Masters yet? We hope not.

23. Anamachikwanu – Ill Bliss


The horror!

24. Naija Delta Money – Pryse


Just as well there’s no balcony. I would have pushed you off for this.

25. In My bed – Wizkid


LMAO!!!! What??? How???


Look at all these lines. Just see.


Just stop. Please.

So seriously, what are the worst Nigerian raps/lyrics you’ve heard?


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