The episode starts with a clip from the house when they were playing a game and Neo dared Kiddwaya to look at Wathoni’s underwear and describe it to everyone. In the clip, Kiddwaya says it looks like a newborn zebra and I lost my mind because what the fuck does that even mean? The episode cuts back to the present and the lineup has changed again. Brighto and Dorathy are gone. Vee is back, so are Ozo, Tochi, and Kaisha. Ebuka starts the conversation by asking Tochi and Trickytee (the best supporting actor in a reality series) if they think Wathoni liked Kiddwaya. They both agree. This reminds me of the joke tweet that said that Wathoni liked everybody in the house, including Big Brother. I can’t find that tweet now but here’s another that makes the same point.
Wathoni denies this and kinda she didn’t want to get with Kiddwaya because he’s a playboy/community penis. Ka3na jumps in to support this point by referencing the night Kiddwaya choked Nengi on the dance floor even though he and Erica were a couple, saying that Nengi was leading him on and he went with it like the playboy he is.
Nengi denies that she led anyone on. My homegirl, Kaisha, joins the conversation and accuses Kiddwaya of being disrespectful to women by saying he could’ve gotten Nengi if he wanted. Kiddwaya says he didn’t mean this in a disrespectful way but Wathoni jumps in and makes everything about her by accusing Kiddwaya of telling Tochi to go for her in the house because she’s an easy catch. She then says that based on Kiddwaya’s comment, Tochi tried to ask her out but she turned him down.
Tochi is livid.
Ebuka moves the focus to Nengi in the house by asking her if she felt she was being disloyal to Ozo by being all touchy-feely with Kiddwaya. She insists that she and Kiddwaya were just friends and she never liked him romantically. Ebuka says that certain viewers believed that Nengi started getting closer to Kiddwaya when she found out that Kiddwaya’s father is Daddy Warbucks. Nengi denies this and Kiddwaya says the theory doesn’t make sense because he never spoke about his father’s wealth while they were in the house. Kaisha jumps in with receipts about different times when Kiddwaya did in fact brag about his family’s wealth.
Ebuka plays a clip from the show of when Kiddwaya went to pee with Nengi and helped her take off her jumpsuit. When the clip ends, he turns to everyone and asks for reactions. Ka3na (wtf is this spelling anyway) says she’s seeing this for the first time and is disappointed in Nengi for dangling her booty in Kiddwaya’s face when Nengi knew he and Erica were an item. Ebuka asks Nengi and Kiddwaya how they ended up in such a suspicious position and they both claim to not remember anything because they were both drunk that night.
Then came the pièce de ré·sis·tance of the episode. Ebuka shifts things to Kaisha, specifically, the fact that she fancied Neo during her time in the house. Kaisha admits that she did like Neo but not anymore. Praise says that he noticed Kaisha’s feelings for Neo and warned Neo to stop giving her the green light. Before Neo can deny it, Kaisha starts hurling receipts all over the place.
As all this is happening, Vee is sitting quietly with a look on her face that seemingly says:
Vee says that she initially had no idea that Kaisha liked Neo. When she did find out, including the fact that everyone else in the house knew, including Neo, she suspected that he didn’t tell her because he found Kaisha attractive. Kaisha says that Neo told her that if Vee didn’t approach him first when they got to the house, he would’ve gotten with Kaisha instead. Neo denies all of this and Kaisha is like:
Then she walks off the set. Neo keeps denying so she comes back to say:
This issue ends here (for now?) and they move on to the most boring thing discussed in the episode: Eric and Lilo’s relationship in the house. Here’s a short summary of their conversation because I refuse to go into it.
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