7 Ways To Show Your Partner You Love Them (According To Nollywood)

June 10, 2020

1) Order fried rice, chicken, and juice at a restaurant and then proceed to feed each other while smiling sheepishly.

Where Is The Romance In Nigerian Food? -The Scoop

Whether or not you include salad in your order is up to you.

2) Go to a forest and chase each other around a tree.

The Nollywood Guide To Falling In Love | Zikoko!

Just watch out for soldier ants or falling fruit.

3) Go to the beach and ride a horse together.

Africa highlights: Thursday 18 May 2017, as it happened - BBC News

It HAS to be at bar beach. I know bar beach isn’t really a thing anymore but I don’t care. Find a way to make it happen.

4) Go on a picnic and feed each other ice cream.

Five Nollywood Movies You Should Watch This Month - Nollywood Alive

If you both are feeling particularly caucasian that day, you can feed each other grapes instead.

5) Go to a park and push each other on the swing while giggling.

Getting away from it all | Blogging Emmanuelle

Never mind the growing group of children crying all around you because they want a turn on the swing. Fuck them.

6) Go on a shopping spree at a ridiculously named boutique.

Just pack a ton of shit off the racks without checking their prices. You’re love and that’s all that matters.

7) Then finally, bring things full circle with one round of fully-clothed sex.

I don’t know how that works either. Don’t ask me.

What’s up, Zikoko Fam? It would mean the world to us if you spared a few minutes to fill this Reader Survey. It’s so we can bring you the content you really want!

You'll like this

April 19, 2020

Before the fame (and the slay), a lot of our celebrities were just like you. Now that things have changed for good, we can look at these pictures and marvel at how much change has occurred. And we can hope too, you know? Hope and pray that God of transformation who entered their matter will […]

Astor George

Join The Conversation

Bring a friend.

Watch

Now on Zikoko

July 5, 2020

We know you’re chill and try as much as possible to let a lot of things go. However, we also know that there are things you find particularly annoying. So, we created this quiz to let you know what your biggest pet peeve is.

Recommended Quizzes

how tall are you
March 11, 2020

Did your parents give you enough beans when you were growing up? If they did, then you’re probably around 6’0″ and above. Either way, we created a quiz that can guess your current height (pretty accurately, if we do say so ourselves). Take to see if we nailed it:

November 11, 2019

Everyone has something to say about what kind of person they are. But how well do we truthfully evaluate these things? Not that much, I can assure you. The average person is always lying to themselves to make sure they look good. But you know what and who doesn’t lie? Zikoko quizzes that’s what. Take […]

how much of an ajebutter
February 12, 2020

Are you an ajebutter or not? Well, if you’ve gone through life blissfully unaware of its harshness, then you probably are. Now, we want to know just how high you rank on that ajebutter scale, using your food preferences as a (very accurate) measure. Take to find out:

June 14, 2020

Have you ever been with someone so horrible that you swore to never date again? Yes? Well, do you know that one or more of your exes probably feels the same way about you? You never thought about that, huh? Thankfully, this quiz is here to let you know just how much of a hassle […]

April 9, 2020

At some point in life, we all learnt that someone can be very intelligent and still lack common sense. That’s the difference between being book smart and being street smart. If you’re not sure where on the spectrum you fall, well, that’s what this quiz is here to tell you. Take it:

More from Pop

July 1, 2020

Nigerians have the wrongest idea about a lot of things and if we’re being honest the media is responsible for some of that misorientation. By the media we mean Nollywood, yes this is a call out. Nollywood needs to dead these pandering these ideas; 1. Portraying rape as only voilent.  If we investigate this matter […]

June 27, 2020

Before you read this post, here is one thing we beg of you: if you have the phone number of any of these actresses, please link us. We need to be taken kiarof by them. You’ll probably ask, what’s a sugar baby? Well, read this to understand: What She Said: Who’s A Sugar Baby? 1. […]

Watch

Trending Videos

Zikoko Originals

June 22, 2020
'The Couch' is a Zikoko series featuring real life stories from anonymous people.
June 22, 2020
Hacked is an interesting new series by Zikoko made up of fictional but hilarious chat conversations.
June 4, 2020
What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
June 2, 2020
Quickie is a video series where everyone featured gets only one minute to rant, review or do absolutely anything.
May 14, 2020
Isolation Diary is a Zikoko series that showcases what isolation is like for one young Nigerian working from home due to the Coronavirus pandemic.
March 12, 2020
Life is already hard. Deciding where to eat and get the best lifestyle experiences, isn't something you should stress about. Let VRSUS do that for you.
February 6, 2020
Who doesn't want to find love? In our bid to help, we paired up a bunch of single Nigerians, sending them on an all-expense paid date, and interviewing them before and after they met.
January 27, 2020
Nigerians Talk is what happened when a motley crew of young Nigerians were put in front of a camera and asked a bunch of apparently random questions about life, love, money and more.
September 24, 2019
A group of Zikoko staff go on a road trip to every mainland country in ECOWAS West Africa

Z! Stacks

Here's a rabbit hole of stories to lose yourself in:

Zikoko amplifies African youth culture by curating and creating smart and joyful content for young Africans and the world.
X