They have “.eth” on their Twitter handle

It doesn’t matter whether or not they have actual Ethereum. It’s a title you get when you go from owning paper money to computer money. It comes with the funds. We didn’t make the rules.

There’s an ape on their Twitter avi

If you’re wondering what’ll make a grown person use a picture of an ape wearing sunglasses as their profile picture, look no further. It’s crypto.

They talk about crypto all the time

Once they start to mention Bitcoin and NFTs a little too often, just read the handwriting on the wall.

They don’t talk about crypto at all

If they never mention crypto to you at all, it’s probably because they’ve made plenty money from it and are aggressively avoiding billing.

They’re richer than their 9 – 5 suggests

We know we like to tell you to mind your business, but some people have money that makes you curious. If you see someone like that and you’re sure they’re not a trust fund baby, just know they’re likely a crypto sis or bro. In fact, the 9 to 5 is probably a hobby.

They have the Luno app on their phone

Last last, they can hide everything but they can’t hide where they keep their plenty funds. If you spot the Luno app on their phone, just ask them to show you the way because their money is long. 

But first, you need to download the app and sign up too, so you can easily buy cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin, Litecoin, and Ethereum, and keep them safe till they help you blow.