Here’s What Happens When You’re Looking For a Job Online

September 5, 2022

Job hunting is stressful as hell, but we have no choice because capitalism stays winning. Since online jobs are in vogue, and you probably want to get one soon, just brace yourself because these things will surely happen to you.

When you realise you actually need money to survive

“Who created this system?” “What is life?” “Why are we here?”

And you know it means you have to find a job

“The pressure is getting wesser”

This is you on LinkedIn every single day

Baba drop something for the boys now. Anything at all.

You start looking for job openings like your life depends on it…

Because it actually does.


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…until you read their requirements

You’ll curse under your breath at 5+ years of experience while the job description is giving slavery.

When they ask you for a cover letter

It’s like these ones are not serious o..

When you finally get an interview

But they ghost you afterwards

Then you start wondering what you did wrong.

The constant breakfast is getting too much

But you continue with the cycle because man’s gotta eat.


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