Nigerian men have bad PR. But on a good day, they’re mad actually romantics who are three steps ahead of Shakespeare.
And if you beat the father of romance at his game, you’re the smoothest operator.
And here’s exactly why we think Shakespeare isn’t worth his overhyped salt next to Nigerian men.
Love letters in 1574 English is romantic until thou overdoest
You’re not a ghost from the Renaissance period, so why can’t you talk like a regular guy?
Uncomplicated love confessions for the win
It’s not only by words
Please, pocket your sonnet 116 and send money. It’s more impressive.
Buy your babe her favourite meals
It’s not just the way to a man’s heart.
Nigerian babes love food too.
Sponsor her enjoyment too
We know for a fact your hot babe will be at the hottest babes party of the year. So pay for her HERtitude 2023 tickets here.
Never duel for love
Combating other men for a woman’s heart isn’t what our own ancestors taught us. How is it romance if you leave her in eternal grief? A Nigerian guy knows better.
No art is free
If Shakespeare was a Nigerian man, he’d be a freelancer writing Valentine poems for couples and collecting money. He already writes; why not cash out from it? And what’s more romantic than a Nigerian man with money?