It’s time to look into some things Nigerian men need to put less vim into. Zero deniability for them on these ones; Nigerian men need to chill.
Over staring
Understandable that your eyes have never seen a type of beauty, but also understand you make people uncomfortable when you pin your eyeballs on them. You need to learn to look and waka pass.
Wack pick-up lines
Nigerian men are so funny, they’ll tickle you without touching you. But do they know you’re actually laughing at them because of their funny pick-up lines? Just say “hi”, bro.
Calling people “boss”
Ask for their names. Their parents didn’t name them “boss” or “my g”, FFS.
Receiving cheap gifts
Singlets and boxers were bad enough. But slippers? How did the bar go to the bottom? Can you slow down on accepting the barest minimum, please?
Chasing above your level
Have Nigerian men checked Twitter today? They’re dragging them for chasing women above their earning bracket. Not broke-shaming o, but omo, better face your front.
Blaming the pads for your game loss
The gamepad is to help you to control your players however you like, but you can’t help but slap it on your thigh when you lose a game. The pad is not the problem here. Why are you blaming it for your incompetence?
Niceness ≠ romantic feelings
Hopeless romantic, why are you always catching feelings off basic compliments? Slow down and stop playing yourself, chief.
Overchasing
You should know when you’re doing too much just to be with people who don’t want you. If it’s not money, why do you want to die there?
