Macho rules are nothing but lies insecure men cooked up. Let them call you weak if they like. Does that make you less manly? Only you can decide.
Be the “man” of the house
What does this term mean exactly? You’re already the man of the house because of your gender. It doesn’t need to come with specific roles or perks for it to count. Embrace equality today, please.
Don’t allow unnecessary bromance breed contempt. Your space is precious. Unserious bros should let you breathe small.
READ: We Don’t Have to Talk All the Time for Our Friendship to be Valid — Michael and Faith
Why does anyone think you can automatically handle jack just because you’re a man? Did the knowledge come preinstalled in your penis?
You can’t even change a tire, it’s now gen you want to fix? They have no idea the only thing you can do is change the engine oil.
Don’t try this except you’re straight out of “Snake in the Eagle’s Shadow”.
Become a bouncer
Masculinity isn’t a sufficient criterion to become a glorified security guard. Abeg o.
No, please. I’d rather take a nap.
Buy your babe a ticket to the hottest HOT babes party in the country. It’s happening May 27.
Become a pallbearer
Since the beginning of the world, men have been carrying dead bodies. Why us?