You were one of those children who’ll start crying and rolling on the floor once you see cane.
At least once a week something will make you go to your office toilet to cry.
This is you watching a movie like Maami or The Notebook.
If your eyeliner and mascara isn’t waterproof then you can’t wear it out.
When you get upset at someone you can’t even explain well why you are upset because you are too busy crying.
When someone tells you that they haven’t cried in years.
When you are crying and people keep telling you to stop crying as if you can put it off like tap.
You are constantly explaining to people that it’s not as if you are overly sensitive you just can’t control your tear ducts.
When you are out with friends in public and something trivial is about to make you cry but you don’t want to disgrace them.
Nobody can tell the difference between when you get good news and when you get bad news because you’ll cry either way.
When someone makes the mistake of thinking you are weak just because you cry a lot.
You know the kinds of songs and movies that make you cry, but will you avoid them? No
If you see someone crying you too, you’ll start crying.
This is you trying to have an argument with someone without bursting into tears.
You are forever lying about the real reason you are crying to people who don’t know you.
When you think that you can’t possibly cry anymore tears in a day but you were wrong.
You’ve discovered coded ways to cry without anyone finding out.
Why are you wearing sunglasses inside? It’s because I have apollo, I’m not crying.
When something happens and all your friends look at you waiting for you to cry.
At least your constantly leaking eyes has sha helped you get out of wahala with police before.
Police: Sister where is your licence
You: Starts crying
Police: Abeg just be going