Why Your Nigerian Girlfriend Is Basically a Cat

February 27, 2022

Have you ever noticed the similarities between your Nigerian girlfriend and a cat? Well, we’ve noticed eight.

1) They like your own space but you can’t be in theirs

If a cat likes you, they’d try to spend a lot of time in your personal space. If your Nigerian girlfriend likes you, she’d try to enter your skin, but if she’s sitting alone and you try to sit beside her, problem. What’s yours is theirs and what’s theirs is theirs.

2) They’re expensive

Love with a Nigerian woman is sweet, but when money enters, it’s so much sweeter. To take care of a cat will set you back a lot of money, and same with your babe.

3) Constantly watching you make your stupid decisions

Not only will your cat and Nigerian babe watch you do your nonsense, they both will judge you after you do your rubbish. The eyes of your cat will judge you and your babe will keep saying “shey you see what you’ve done to yourself?”

4) Best in grooming

Cats are the bad bitches of pets, and bad bitches can’t be caught lacking. That’s why they’re constantly grooming themselves. Your babes skincare costs the same as someone’s yearly rent because bad bitches have to look great always.

5) They’re wicked

How many songs are named after Nigerian men? Exactly! It’s because they don’t do anything. But you see the wickedness women have shown men? It’s enough for them to enter studio.

6) Living with them means hair everywhere

If it’s not from their many many wigs, it’s from wash day or retwist day. You know what else leaves hair everywhere? Cats.

7) You look better by association

Simply owning a cat is a huge flex and will improve anyone’s desirability. Dating a Nigerian babe will you just make you finer and hotter. The glow they provide is immaculate.

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