1. Call him “big head”. It’s a nationally accepted term of endearment!
You see! No need for the name his parents gave him.
2. When he comes to talk to you, your face should be like:
As if you’ve smelt something bad and he is the cause.
3. If he asks you out, say no.
If he is serious he will come back again.
4. When someone suggests you just say it plainly, you’re like:
So that he will now be proud?
5. When he cracks a joke, you’re like:
Especially if you find it funny!
6. How you indicate interest:
Very important!
