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    24 Nigerian Musicians Reimagined As International Football Clubs

    Seyi Shay is Aston Villa because of her grammatical errors.

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    In the spirit of football, Twitter user @Wac_clumsy re-imagined Nigerian musicians as international football clubs and the comparisons were too accurate.

    Here are the 24 musicians he compared to International football clubs:

    1. Davido- PSG

    Because Davido got to the top because of money and has been consistent since then.

    2. Tuface – Real Madrid

    Tuface has been awesome ever since and still bossing the industry.

    3. Skales – Arsenal FC

    Because he’s so close to making it, yet always so far.

    4. D’banj – Manchester United

    D’banj like Man-U was always bossing it till he changed management, then he dropped a bit but he bounced back.

    5. Burna boy – West Ham

    He is very good but never really gets the recognition he deserves.

    6. D’Prince – West Brom

    Known but hugely irrelevant.

    7. Pasuma – Juventus

    He is bossing it in a league of his own (Fuji).

    8. Seyi Shay – Aston Villa

    Always making stupid (in her case grammatical) errors and embarrassing herself.

    9. Patoranking – Athletico Madrid

    Patoranking came from nothing to try and upset the big boys.

    10. Olu maintain – QPR

    Gets relegated, bounces back, gets relegated again.

    11. Lynxx – Manchester City

    Although Lynxx made it because of the money, he has been hugely inconsistent.

    12. Darey – Barcelona

    Very good, sings with this charisma that only he has. One of the best.

    13. Viktoh – Sassuolo

    That’s right, so irrelevant!

    14. Adekunle Gold – Dortmund

    Came from nowhere, is very good and is loved by all.

    15. Sinzu – Valencia

    Your time at the top is over. Just stop making music.

    16. Ice Prince – Chelsea

    Made it, then started singing/playing rubbish.

    17. Vector – Liverpool

    Inconsistent and underrated.

    18. Olamide – Tottenham

    Using young boys to make it. Respect!

    19. Ycee – Leicester City

    Came from nothing and hugely making it.

    20. B-red – Monaco

    Very useless, upon all the money.

    21. 9ice – AC Milan

    His era of dominance is over.

    22. Reekado Banks – Watford

    He’s making a promising start so far.

    23. Sina Rambo – Portsmouth

    That one still dey sing sef?

    24. Phyno – Napoli

    Nobody understands him but he’s making it. Check out @Wac_Clumsy‘s Twitter account for more.

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