22 Things You’ll Understand If Mathematics Was Your Worst Subject

June 2, 2016

1. When it’s time for Maths and you’re just there trying not to cry.

Again today…

2. When your Maths teacher enters the class and suddenly says “tear a sheet of paper”.

I don’t unsten.

3. When the teacher for the subject after Maths, gives his period to your Maths teacher.

Whyyyyyyyy?!

4. When you tell your teacher to re-explain and he asks “what part don’t you understand?”

From the beginning.

5. When you ask your classmate to explain a formula to you and he starts with “It’s very simple now”.

So are you going to explain or not?

6. Your brain when Maths suddenly changes from 1+1 = 2 to dy/dx.

Too fast plis.

7. When you cannot even figure out basic Maths, but some people are taking Further Mathematics.

Oversabi

8. When the example is always like 500 times easier than the classwork and a million times easier than the exam.

Jisos!

9. When everyone else is using the four figure table and you’re just looking around like:

Help me Jesus!

10. You when the exam timetable showed Maths as the first subject.

I’m not crying.

11. You trying to cram as many formulas as possible before the exam.

My brain. It hurts.

12. When you see the first question in the exam hall.

Is this fair?

13. When the exam is even multiple choice but your own answer still doesn’t agree with the options.

Kuku kill me.

14. Your relationship with Jesus during Maths exams:

The way, the truth and the life.

15. When you finish a test and all your friends are arguing about whether the answer was 17 or 20 but your answer was -6.

My God!

16. When your results come out and you see you failed Maths.

As expected.

17. When your parents ask why you failed mathematics.

Also I’m pretty.

18. When the teacher says you cannot use your calculator in a Maths test.

It’s a MATHS test!!! One calculator is not even enough.

19. When you were sure your Maths teacher hated you because he always picked you to solve the hard questions.

Why are you asking me? Did I raise my hand?

20. But you always finish your tests first, because you cannot write what you do not understand.

Ordinary failure.

21. When you see people putting Maths on their JAMB form.

Na you oh!

22. When you finally graduate and you’ve still not applied surds in real life.

God will punish you.

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