I’m speechless too! Don’t look at me for an explanation.
5. Get one, two or fifteen shades lighter.
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6. Pay for whiter teeth.
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7. Penis enlargement.
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8. Get admission to foreign universities.
They’re the one stop shop for everything you want to do abroad. They can help you with your international exposure.
9. General cosmetic surgery – hip enlargement included.
Of course, there’s always the chance that you’re having cement injected into your hips. But beauty is pain, right? :):):)
Breast enlargement – or reduction, weight loss, hair plugs…the list goes on!
Did we miss any?
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